Kya baat hey...full pakaoooo jokes

Sunny leone in Khana Khazana: Aaj main Aapko "Kele ka Kofta" banana sikhati hoon.
Sabse pehle 1 saaf mota Kela lein.
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Agar lene mein maza aa raha hai to lete rahein.
Kofta fir kabhi ban jayega!
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DUKHI GHAZAL :

Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad ,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad

Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad

Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad

Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad...
Gaur farmaaiye 

Arz Kiya-
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?
Mehfil me hamare joote kho gaye to ham ghar kaise jayenge?

Kisi ne  kaha-"Aap shayari to shuru kijiye
itne milenge ki aap gin nahi payenge". 😋
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For the very first time . . English Shaayari
Purely Scientific......
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When U Breathe, U Respire.
Wah wah
When U Breathe, U Respire !
Wah wah kya baat hai
When u Don't Breathe,
U Expire. 
Subhanallah 😅
😇Maar hi daala...😴
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Arz hai-
roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
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Killer shayari :
1. Arz kiya hai..
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi  ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai
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Kavi ka beta school mein.
Teacher: what is a noun?
Student: Arz kiya hai..
Kutta bhi Hota hai  apni gali mein king
Wah wah
Noun is the name of any Person, Place or Thing

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Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Wah wah
Kabhi tum gor se dekho aaina
Khud hi hanskar kahoge
Made in China
Made in China
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Arz kiya hai
ACP ne laash se poocha 'khoon kisne kiya batao'
Wah wah..
ACP ne laash se poocha' khoon kisne kiya batao'
Laash ne hanskar kaha ' Melody khao khud jaan jao'

Basaaj ke liye itna hi...

Jidhar apna crush hai....
udhar already itna rush hai....
ab to time pass k liye jindagi me sirf candy crush hai ...
😋😋Kon kehta he, sirf mahobbat me hi dard hota he...kambakht...  darvaze me ungli  aa jaye to bhi jan nikal jati he... ..............................पूछ रही थी वो कल मुझसे:-  क्या तुम मुझे याद करते हो ?मुस्कराकर मैं बोला:-पागल याद करना इतना आसानहोता तो . . . .कॉलेज में टॉप ना कर लेते हम !!!Train me T.T : Madam Bacho Ki Umar Kya h?Mdm: 2 SaaL,2.5 SaaLAur 3 SaaL, T T: Madam Umar Chahe Kam Btao Par "GAP" To Thik Se bolo..Bachche hai ya pille..😛😛मनमोहन सिंह सब्जी लेने गए........सब्जी वाले से पूछा :भिन्डी का भाव क्या हे ?सब्जीवाला : अब रुलाएगा क्या पगले ?मुफ्त में ले जा...पहली बार आवाज सुनी हे तेरी