Monday, August 25, 2014

Jokes ki kami nahi hey

Totally for ppl like me :

A Month before Exams, we prefer the books of
Foreign Authors

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A Week before Exams, we prefer the books of
Local Authors

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A day before Exam,
trying to read
Our Own Notes

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On the day of Exam,

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We become
Authors.:D
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"Yaar!
Tu sirf heading batade ... baki main likh lunga."


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What do you call an unconscious Vijay Mallya?
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Bejan Daruwalla!


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भिखारी- कुछ खाने को दे दो 🍗
लड़की - टमाटर खाओ  
भिखारी - रोटी दे दो 🍪🍪
लड़की - टमाटर खाओ  
भिखारी - अच्छा लाओ टमाटर ही दे दो 
लड़की की मा - अरे तुम जाओ बाबा  ...ये तोतली है ...कह रही है ..कमाकर खाओ ... 



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