kya bakwaas hey ye

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‬: जिन्दगी ने जिन्दगी भर ग़म दिए,

लड़कियों ने जितने नंबर दिए, सब के सब बंद दिए...!!
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पाकिस्तानी औरतोँ से एक सर्वे मे सवाल
पूछा गया-
क्या 35 के बाद महिलाओं
को बच्चे पैदा करने चाहिये ?" .

ज्यादातर औरतो का जवाब था..... .
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नहीं‚ 35 बच्चे काफी हैं।

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Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia - what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900!
😆
Alia bhatt - safola oil toh de diya bhaiya. Is ke saath ka gift nahi diya.  shopkeeper - isske saath koyi gift nahi hai.  alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "Cholesterol Free"  

Varun: how many apples can you eat on an empty stomach?
Aliya: I can eat 6 apples.
Varun: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach!
Aliya: Wow superb joke I'll tell my friend..
Aliya to shraddha: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?
Shraddha: I can eat 10
Aliya: Pagal.. 6 bolti to mast joke sunati!! 😫😇

Alia Bhatt calls the Help Desk to complain a computer problem.

Alia: When I type computer password, it just shows star star star star. What's the problem?

Help Desk: Dear lady, those stars are to protect you, so that if a person standing behind, he can't read your password.

Alia : Yeah, but stars appear even when there is no one standing behind me.

Help desk 


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Every struggle in your life has shaped U into the person U are today..

BE THANKFUL  For the hard times, they can only make U STRONGER..

Good morrning & hv a gr8 day ahead 🌞🌝🌞🌝🌞




‬: A housewife calls over a lover during the day, while her husband is at work -- Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company:

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "My dad's outside." Man: "OK, how much?" Boy: "£250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I'll tell." Man: "How much?" Boy: "£750." Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says, "£1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church to confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy : "Dark in here."

The priest : "Don't start that sh*t again!"



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 During increment time

😡 Boss : "There are 50 bricks on an aeroplane. If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?"

Employee : "That's easy, 49."

Boss : "What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?"

Employee : "Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge"

Boss : "What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?"

Employee : "Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in. Close the fridge."

Boss : "It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?"

Employee : "Because the deer is in the fridge."

Boss : "How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?"

Employee : "She crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday"

Boss : "Last question. In the end the old lady still died. Why?"

Employee : "Er....I guess she drowned....err..."

Boss :" No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the aeroplane. Thats the problem, you are not focused on your job....You may leave now!!!"

Moral: If ur boss has decided to screw u, no matter How much u prepare u will be screwed
😜😁😂😝