Absolutely new

Wife calls to her husband =Window ka lock ni
khul rha hai...
Husbnd := aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr
daal do...
Wife := Kya us se lock khul jaega?
Husbnd := Try to kro
.
.
.
After15 mints Husband calls wife Tum ne try kia?
Wife:= Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off ho gaya
hai
Husbnd:= Jahil Aurat Window to batati konsi hai

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(Height of Smiley usage) 
Boyfriend & girlfriend on wats app :

Boy:kesi ho...??
Girl: 

Boy: missing me..?
Girl:-

Boy: yar meri tabiyat khrab hai
Girl:-

Boy: aaj kaisa din  guzra...??
Girl:-

Boy: busy ho...??

Girl: umhm ..

Boy:- Koi paas hai...??
Girl: naaaa 

Boy: To kuch likh bhi de,
apne Baap ki shaklein kyu send kar rahi hai?
Girl:- 

Boy: I heard u failed in English?

Girl: Who TELLED you? It is UNpossible.. I sawED d result ystrdy... I Passed AWAY

Boy:   .. tu smiley hi use kar.......
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Gender discrimination at its best .. 

Cow dung is holy  !!
Bull Shit is not  !!