Challenge for kids

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TEACHER:
Duniya Me Postman To
Bahut Hai
Magar Post Women
Q Nahi Hoti?

STUDENT:
IsLiye Ki Women Ek Hi
DeLivery Me
9 Mahiney Laga Deti Hai!.....😛

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Doctr : i am sorry.
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.

Sardar : abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye
naya le le...😀
This "Sardar ji is The Ultimate! 
Sardar ji Bank me paise jama karane gaya.
Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.
Sardar-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!! 
Cute Sardars !! 
SARDAR APNI SISTER KE SAATH BIKE PE JA RAHA THA.
BOY: OH! PAAJIj GIRLFRIEND K SAATH KAHA JA RAHE HO

SARDAR: OYE ! GIRLFRIEND HOGI TERI MERI TO SISTER HAI.

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Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
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Sardar Ki Ma Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Se Wapis Aya, Us Ne Pucha Teri Ma Kahan Hai,
Sardar Bola Woh To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi, Sardar Ka Baap Rone Laga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tune Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola-
Me Ne Socha Surprise DunGa..

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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says 'Hi, Main bol Raha Hoon'.
The other sardar replies 'Oye Kamaal Hai Yaar, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!'

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Hospital me Nurse: Mubarak ho apke Ghar beta paida hua he!

Sardar: Wahe Guru! Kya Technology hai. Biwi yaha hospital me he aur beta ghar me paida hua hai.

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1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the. Teeno ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.

ek sardar uth ke niche chala gaya. Toh dono sardar chillae

Vapas uper aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.

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Waiter: Your Bill Sir !Santa : Take My Card...Waiter : But Sir, yeh toh aapki shaadi ka card hai !Santa : To Phir Baahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"
😆Jaldi fwd karoMkt me Naya hai...😛😛