Nwpali..

Nepali : 😑Uuu Shaabji, yeh shyam singh ka mobile ka dukaan kaha milega

Salesman: pata nahi

Nepali: 😑Address toh isi dukaan ka hai
Salseman: saale ye shyam singh nahi SAMSUNG hai.. 
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4 Sardar train k piche baag rahe the..
2 chadh gaye,to train me logo ne kaha
"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khaak well done
Jana to unhe tha,
Hum to chhodne aaye the.

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Sardar:Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati

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Sardar-Yaar ye
SENT MESSAGE
Kya hota hai?

Dusra sardar-Ghochu,
Bevkuf
Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H

Sent Message Matlab

Khushbu Wala Message

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Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Question Paper banaya..
Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.!
Question the :
1. China kis Desh me he ?
2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he ?
3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he?
4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he?
5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he?

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Sardar apni Billi se tang aa ke use
dur chhod aya.
Ghar aya to billi vapas aa gai thi !
Wo dusari bar chhod aya aur billi
phir vapas aa gai !
3rd time wo use bahut dur aur
complicated route pe chhod aya.
Vapas raste me usne apni biwi ko
phone kiya: Kya Billi ghar aa gai?
Biwi:Yes
Sardar: Us kamini ko bhej yahan,
main rasta bhul gaya hun....

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Sardar park me baita tha
Friend:kya kar raha hai?
Sardar:badla le raha hu.
Friend:kisse?
Sardar: waqt ne muje barbad kiya
hai, ab me waqt barbad kar raha
hu...😀

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अपनी ठोकर में ताज रखता हूँ,

फिक्र मुझे नहीं है कल की,

मैं तो मुठ्ठी में 'आज' रखता हूँ,