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दिल मे उतर जाने की आदत हे मेरी,
अलग पहचान बनाने की आदत हे मेरी,
जितना गहरा जख्म कोई देता हे मुझे,
उतना ही मीठा मुस्कूराने की आदत हे मेरी.

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Guys please read this

This is quite interesting.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. 😕

(To women) Just enjoy the story. 😋

Young King Arthur was ambushed and
imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring
kingdom.
The monarch could have killed him but was
moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the
monarch offered him his freedom, as long as
he could answer a very difficult question.
Arthur would have a year to figure out the
answer and, if after a year, he still had no
answer, he would be put to death.
The question was:
*What do women really want?*
Such a question would perplex even the most
knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it
seemed an impossible query. But, since it was
better than death, he accepted the monarch's
proposition to have an answer by year's end.
He returned to his kingdom and began to poll
everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise
men, and even the court jester. He spoke with
everyone, but no one could give him a
satisfactory answer.
Many people advised him to consult the old
witch, for only she would have the answer. But
the price would be high as the witch was
famous throughout the kingdom for the
exorbitant prices she charged.
The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had
no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed
to answer the question, but first he would have
to agree to her price.
The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot,
the most noble of the Knights of the Round
Table, and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur
was horrified.
She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only
one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene
noises, etc.
He had never encountered such a repugnant
creature in all his life. He refused to force his
friend to marry her and endure such a terrible
burden.
But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal,
spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big
of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life. And
the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a
wedding was proclaimed and the witch
answered.
Arthur's question thus:
"What a woman really wants?"
She said, "A woman wants to be in charge of
her own life."
Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that
the witch had uttered a great truth, and that
Arthur's life would be spared. And so it was.
The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his
freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a
wonderful wedding.
The honeymoon hour approached and,
Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific
experience, entered the bedroom. But, what a
sight awaited him.
The most beautiful woman he had ever seen
was sitting by the bed.
The astounded Lancelot asked what had
happened. The beauty replied that since he
had been so kind to her when she appeared as
a witch, she would henceforth become her
horrible and deformed self only half the time,
and be the beautiful maiden the other half.
"Which would you prefer?" She asked him.
"BEUATIFUL during the DAY... OR at NIGHT?"
Lancelot pondered the predicament.
During the day, he could have a beautiful
woman to show off to his friends, but at night,
in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!
OR,
would he prefer having a hideous witch during
the day? But by night a beautiful woman for
him to enjoy wondrous moments with?
(If you are a man reading this) What would
YOUR choice be?
(If you are a woman reading this) What would
YOUR MAN'S choice be?
And Lancelot's choice is given below...
BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you
scroll down below!
OKAY?

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Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur
for his question, Sir Lancelot said that he
would allow HER to make the choice herself.
Upon hearing this, she announced that she
would be beautiful all the time, because he had
respected her enough to let her be in charge
of her own life.
Now, what is the moral to this
The moral is...
1. There is 'witch' in every woman, no matter
how beautiful she is.
2. If you don't let a woman have her own way,
things are going to get ugly.
So, be careful how you treat a woman and
always remember:
IT IS EITHER "HER WAY"
OR IT IS "NO WAY"!!! 😛