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An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives.
A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.
If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for u!

Feel the difference & decide

Sender not responsible for any side effects.

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Today Virat Kohli went for lunch to a Patel businessman's home in London. The host's 10 year old son says "Virat, Vande Mataram". Virat says "Mr. Patel, your son is very patriotic despite having been born outside India!" Mr. Patel replies: "He meant One Day ma to ram!"

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Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her Bluetooth was not working.

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Today Alia Bhatt went to a dentist because her Bluetooth was not working. 
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- Shakti Kapoor & Saif Ali Khan discussing an important matter. 