Todays wife special jokes

जब कन्या अपने मां, बाप के घर होती है, तब तो वो रानी जैसी होती है,
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जब शादी होकर ससूराल जाती है, तो लक्ष्मी बनकर जाती है,
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और ससूराल मे काम करते करते बाई बन जाती है.
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इसी तरह से लडकीया रानी-लक्ष्मी-बाई बन जाती है !!!! 
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After massive demands from all husbands..........

A new app called 'Panic' is launched for smart phones..

You just say 'Wife' and it closes all websites, hides all chats, hide all special folders and puts  your wife's photograph as a wallpaper.
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Aao Wife ki nazar se duniya ko dekho..
🔰World ka sab se perfect man
-uska daddy.
🔰World ki sabse pyari  aurat
-uski maa
🔰World ki sabse akkalmand aurat
-woh khud
🔰World ka sabse dukhi pati
-uska bhai.
🔰World ka sabse sundr ladka
-uska beta
🔰World ka sabse Nasibdar aadmi
-uski behan ka pati.
🔰World ki sabse badi gawar aurat
-uski saas.
🔰Aur dunia ka sabse kharab, nikamma, selfish, jhootha, kanjus, bekar aadmi
👨-YE BHI LIKHNA PADEGA KYA?😜

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2010- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak hai??

2013- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak or nimbu hai??

2016- kya aapke toothpaste mein namak, nimbu or chatmasala hai???
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2020- Colgate Dal fry special, Colgate butter masala, Colgate lemon tea flavor, Colgate mix veg, Spicy Colgate, Colgate butter chicken flavor.... 
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2021- kya aapke muh mein dant hain??
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NAHI!!!

To le aaiye ready made Colgate teeth.. 
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Ladies u will love this- -

Parents vs In-Laws:

Parents r upset if their call wakes u up
inlaws r upset if they find u sleeping,

parents ask what u'll have for breakfast
inlaws ask what u'll make for breakfast,

Parents will hide ur faults
Inlaws will tell them to all,

Parents will first ask about u,
Inlaws will ask about everything but not abt u.

Parents r great at doing things 4 u,
Inlaws r great at delegating things to u,

Parents will appreciate the little u do
Inlaws will complain about the little that's left to do.

Parents r happy when u
buy something new
Inlaws will frown at every expense u do.

Phir kehte hain, muje Mummy aur papa bulao......

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उपवास नयी स्टाईल में एक दिन रहकर देखों इन सबके
बिना --
कम्प्यूटर
मोबाइल
फेसबुक
बिजली
इन्टरनेट
बाईक
व्हाट्सअप
टी वी
ये सब छोड़कर एक दिन उपवास करके देखों भगवान खुद
धरती पर आकर कहेंगे बस कर पगले अब रूलायेगा क्या..!!!!

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Solve this... for e.g
24 H in a D.
Ans.: 24 hours in a day.

1) 64 S on CB
2) 26 L of the A
3) 7 D of the W
4) 7 W of the W
5) 12 S of the Z
6) 52 C in a P
7) 18 H on a G C
8) 5 F on a H
9) 206 B in a B
10) 6 B in a O

Answering any 7, means your IQ is pretty high.