Defiants you

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Rubia went
straight to her grandparent' s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and
comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, 'He had a
heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.

Horrified, Rubia told her grandmother that people nearly 100 years old having
sex would surely be asking for trouble.

'Oh no, my dear,' replied granny.! 'Many years ago, realizing our advanced age,
we figured the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to
ring..
It was just the right rhythm.. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous,
simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,

'He'd still be alive if the fire engine had not passed by .....