New challenge question

Fat man saw an ad in a newspaper

"lose 5 kg in a week"

He calls the company & lady says

" be ready tomorrow at 6 am."

The next morning he opens the door

&
finds a hot babe with shoes & shirt saying ,
"u catch me u  kiss me!"

& the girl starts running...

He starts running but doesn't catch her.

During the whole week he tried to catch her but
couldn't. However he loses 5 kg.

He then asks for the 10 kg program.

Next morning at 6 am he opens the door
&
sees an even hotter babe in shoes & a shirt saying

"u catch me , u kiss me".

He loses 10 kg that week.

So he thought this program is awesome!
Lets try the 25 kg!

So he asked for the 25 kg
but the lady said "R u sure? its really tough !!!! ".

he said "YES!"

Next day at 6 am he opens the door,  he finds a Negro guy saying

.
.
.

"If I catch u, I will kiss u..!"  

Ab baagh milkha baagh....

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Try this..
Answer this if u can h . .

A Japanese ship sailing in Pacific Ocean. Japanese captain of the ship going to take a shower. He kept his diamond chain and Rolex watch in the table shelf and went for shower and returns in 10 mins.

Now listen carefully....

When he returns both chain and watch is missing???????

He called the crews in the ship. There were four of them.

1. A Britain guy. He the cook in the ship. Captain asked where were you last 10 mins. He answered "I was in the cold room to select the meat for the lunch."

2. A Srilankan guy. Captain repeats same question. He was the house keeping guy and he informed that he was at the top of the ship correcting the flag which was upside down.

3. A Indian guy: again same question. He was an engineer maintains the ship. He told the he was in generator room checking the generator.

4. A French  guy. Same question repeats here also.   He was also a house keeping Crew. He told I was sleeping after the night shift.

With in 10 secs captain caught the thief. How and who is the thief?