Sunday, August 17, 2014

Jokes apart

3 chor Pappu, Billu aur Santa police se bachne ke liye 3 boriyo mein chhup gaye...
Police wale ne pehle bori par laat maari...
Pappu bola: Bow bow....
Police wala: Ismein kutta hai.
Fir doosri bori par laat mari....
Billu bola: Meow meow...
Policewala: Ismein billi hai...
Fir teesri bori par laat maari to koi awaaz nahi aayi...
Toh usne do laat maari fir bhi koi awaaz nahi aayi fir 20-25 laat maarne ke baad Santa zor zor se rote hue bola: Saale haramkhor aaloo hun aaloo... Aaloo kabhi bolta hai kya ??

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