Thursday, September 25, 2014

Some more quotes unquotes

Wife: Imagine karo agar me aapki har baat samjhu aur har baat maanu to.
Husband hasta hai .... Bahut hasta hai haste haste zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kahta hai,
"Saala imagine bhi nahi kar pa raha hu"
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‬: Inspirational SMS Diary - Always use branded items in life: for lips- truth, for voice- soft sweet, for eye- sympathy, for hand- charity, for heart- love, for face- smile.
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‬: Whether you have a
Merc ๐Ÿš˜ or a BMW 
The road remains the same.
Whether you travel
Economy class or business  Class..
Your destination doesn't change.
Whether you have a Titan or a Rolex, ⌚
The time is the same.
There is nothing wrong in dreaming a luxurious life
What needs to be taken care of is to not let the NEED become GREED,
Because needs are always met but greed Is never fulfilled.
Your smile is a signature of God on your face, ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡
Do not allow it to be washed away by your tears or erased by your anger 
Life is Best for those who are Enjoying it.. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Your own Attitude defines Your Life...
Have a Great Day Ahead.
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WORLD FACTS 
(Proven scientifically)
๐Ÿ˜‡ You can only dream about faces you have already seen. Your brain cannotmake up new ones when you're dreaming.
๐Ÿ˜ต The harder you concentrate on falling asleep, the less likely it will happen.
✏ There is no word you can write using only the bottom row of the keyboard.
๐Ÿ‘ค The human mind spends 70% of it's time replaying memories & creating scenarios of perfect moments and situations.
⏰ Don't use a song you like as an alarm to wake up. You'll end up hating it.
 Laughing for 15 minutes benefits the human body the same as sleeping for 2 hours.
๐Ÿ˜พ When you wake up around 2-3 am without any reasons, there's an 80% chance someone is remembering you.
After an argument, more than 85% people tend to think of all the clever things they should have said.
 Listening to music has been shown to lower stress levels, lower blood pressure, increase concentration and even relieve pain.
⌚ A "moment" technically means 90 seconds.
๐Ÿซ Chocolate is about five times more effective than cough syrup when suffering from the common cold.
๐Ÿ˜ด No matter how hard you try, you can never remember how your dream started.
๐Ÿ’ญ There's a 96% chance at this very moment you are waiting for something that will never happen.
 Emotional pain lasts for 10 to 20 minutes, anything longer is actually self inflicted by over thinking, making things worse.
๐ŸŽญ You see yourselves 5 times more attractive in the mirror than you really are, thanks to your brain.
๐Ÿ˜ถ 99% people get scared when a text reads "can i ask you a question.

Never shared anything like this before..
But this truly is amazing & beautiful..
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๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ“ป๐Ÿ“ž
เคชเคช्เคชू เคจे เคฐेเคกिเคฏो เคธ्เคŸेเคถเคจ เคชเคฐ เค•ॉเคฒ เค•िเคฏा เค”เคฐ เคชूเค›ा - เค•्เคฏा เค†เคช 94.3 FM
เคธे เคฌोเคฒ เคฐเคนे เคนैं.
๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ
FM เคตाเคฒा - เคœी เคนाँ.
เคชเคช्เคชू - เค•्เคฏा เคฎेเคฐी เค†เคตाเคœ เคชूเคฐा เคธเคนเคฐ เคธुเคจ เคฐเคนा เคนै.
FM เคตाเคฒा - เคœी เคนाँ.
เคชเคช्เคชू - เคฏाเคจि เค˜เคฐ เคฎें เคฎेเคฐी เคฌเคนเคจ
๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿ™
เคœो เคฐेเคกिเค“ เคธुเคจ เคฐเคนी เคนै เค‰เคธ เคคเค• เคฎेเคฐी เค†เคตाเคœ เคชเคนुँเคš เคฐเคนी เคนै.
FM เคตाเคฒा (เค—ुเคธ्เคธे เคฎैं) - เคนाँ เคญाเคˆ เคนाँ.
๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š๐Ÿ”Š
เคชเคช्เคชू - เคนेเคฒो เคชिंเค•ी
เค…เค—เคฐ เคฎेเคฐी เค†เคตाเคœ เคธुเคจ เคฐเคนी เคนै เคคो เคฎोเคŸเคฐ เคšाเคฒू เค•เคฐ เคฆे
เคฎैं เคŠเคชเคฐ เคŸॉเคฏเคฒेเคŸ เคฎैं เคฌैเค ा เคนूँ เค”เคฐ เคชाเคจी เฅ™เคค्เคฎ เคนो เค—เคฏा เคนै
เค”เคฐ เคคेเคฐा เฅžोเคจ เคธ्เคตिเคš เค‘เคซ เค†
เคฐเคนा เคนै
๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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A man was travelling to Goa !!! At the bus stop, he met a man with 7 wives

Each wife has 12 sons and 12 daughters , Each daughter of the man's
wife had 4 sons and 7

daughters , Each son of the man's wife had 7 sons and 4 daughters ,
Each grand daughter

had 4 friends How many people got to Goa?
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Wife: Imagine karo agar me aapki har baat samjhu aur har baat maanu to.
Husband hasta hai .... Bahut hasta hai haste haste zameen par gir jata hai aur khushi se chilla ke kahta hai,
"Saala imagine bhi nahi kar pa raha hu"
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Ek sawal mujhe baar baar pareshani me Daal raha he... 
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Choti "abcd" badi "ABCD" se kitne Saal choti hoti he ...?
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