Revision of Jokes

 Inspirational SMS Diary - No One In This World Is So Rich That He Can Buy His Past. So Love Every Moment Of Your Life Before It Turns Into Your Past.

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 Grand Conversation between twins inside the womb:

Baby 1: And you, you believe in life after birth?

Baby 2: Absolutely. It's obvious that life after birth exist. We are here to become stronger and to get ready for Whatever awaits us next.

Baby 1: This is absurd. There is nothing after birth! What would life look like outside the womb?

Baby 2: Well, there are many stories about the other side. I've heard there is a blaze of light there, an intense and profound feeling of joy with deep emotions, thousands of things to live for… For example, I've heard that we'll eat with our mouth, there.

Baby 1: That's silly. We have an umbilical cord and that is how we eat. Everyone knows that we don't use our mouth to eat! And, on the top of it, no one has ever come back from the other world… Those stories are all coming from naïve people. Life just ends at birth. Period. That's the way it is and we must accept it.

Baby 2: Alright, then allow me to think differently. That's for sure, I have no idea what life after birth looks like, and I can't prove anything to you. But I like to believe, that in the next world, we'll be able to see our mother and that she will take care of us.

Baby 1: "Mother"? You mean that you believe in 'Mother'? Oh! So where is she?

Baby 2: Everywhere, don't you see it! She is everywhere, all around us. We are part of her and it's thanks to her that we are living right now. Without her, we wouldn't be here.

Baby 1: This is ridiculous! I've never seen any mother so it's obvious that she doesn't exist.

Baby 2: I don't agree, that's your way of seeing things. Because sometimes when everything quiets down a little bit, we can hear her sing. We can feel her hugging our world. I'm pretty sure that our life will start after birth.
Read it a second time by changing some words.... Change the word
BIRTH to DEATH
WOMB to WORLD
MOTHER to GOD...
you will find a mystery
unveiling...
  

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 Diamonds are hard...but not the hardest to break.
What is the hardest thing to break then?

The answer is: HABIT!

If you break the H, you still have A BIT.
If you break the A, you still have BIT.
If you break the B, you still have IT!
Hey, even after you break the T in IT,
There is still the 'I'.

And that (I) is the root cause of all the problems.
Now you know why HABIT is so hard to break…
"Think is it really too tough to become happy or we are responsible for our own unhappiness"
  

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One candle is enough to cut darkness.
One good guide is enough for success.
One true friend is enough to make life happy
  

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 Iska jawab do to Manenge..

1) 1 mithai ka naam.?
2) 1 dawa ka naam.?
3) 1 film ka naam.?
4) 1 ladki ka naam.?
5) 1 city ka naam?
6) 1 car ka naam?
7) 1 Place ka naam?
8) 1 doggy ka naam?

koi aisa jawab dijiye jo in 8 ka 1 hi naam ho..??
Its a Challenge…... Time limit : 1 day.

Aap ko aagar nahi aata to forward karo oor aage jaane do…par uska naam batao…
 

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 A school held a contest for all the kids.....
The theme for the contest was "Nicest Thing Dad did for me".....
Most of the children expressed their emotions nicely but the award winning answer will really bring a smile on your face....In his answer....a small kid wrote "Nicest Thing My Dad did for me was He Married My MOM"

Dedicated to all the wonderful mummy's
 

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 Wife at night: tell me how much did Sachin score in 2003 world cup against Pakistan?

Husband: 98, why?

Wife: now tell me why you didn't wish me for my birthday since morning ?

Silence...........

Husband couldn't even say, I have a bad memory 
 

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 💕Something sweet for all beautiful mums 💕
While walking with a 5year old son, he picked something of the ground and started to put it in his mouth . His mother took the item away from him & asked him not to do that .
'Why' ? He asked .
'Because it's been on the ground ; you don't know where it's been. It's dirty & probably has germs' , she replied .
He looked at her with total admiration and asked ,
'Mum , how do you know all this stuff ? You are so smart..'
Thinking quickly she replied , 'All mums know this stuff. It's on the Mum Test . You have to know it , or they don't let you be a Mum'.
They walked along in silence for a few minutes , but he was evidently pondering this new information.
'Oh....I get it' ! he beamed , 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the dad'.
'Exactly' , she replied with a big smile on her face .

When you've finished laughing, send this to a Mum ! lol
 

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 🍏🍋🍒🍇🍑🍈🍌🍐🍍🍠🌽

1 दिन एक राजा ने अपने 3 मन्त्रियो को दरबार में बुलाया, और तीनो को आदेश दिया के एक एक थैला ले कर बगीचे में जाएं ..,
और
वहां से अच्छे अच्छे फल (fruits ) जमा करें . 🍏🍋🍒🍇🍑🍈🍌
वो तीनो अलग अलग बाग़ में प्रविष्ट हो गए ,
पहले मन्त्री ने कोशिश की के राजा के लिए उसकी पसंद के अच्छे अच्छे और मज़ेदार फल जमा किए जाएँ , उस ने काफी मेहनत के बाद बढ़िया और ताज़ा फलों से थैला भर लिया ,

दूसरे मन्त्री ने सोचा राजा हर फल का परीक्षण तो करेगा नहीं , इस लिए उसने जल्दी जल्दी थैला भरने में ताज़ा , कच्चे , गले सड़े फल भी थैले में भर लिए ,🍏

तीसरे मन्त्री ने सोचा राजा की नज़र तो सिर्फ भरे हुवे थैले की तरफ होगी वो खोल कर देखेगा भी नहीं कि इसमें क्या है , उसने समय बचाने के लिए जल्दी जल्दी इसमें घास , और पत्ते भर लिए और वक़्त बचाया .
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दूसरे दिन राजा ने तीनों मन्त्रियो को उनके थैलों समेत दरबार में बुलाया और उनके थैले खोल कर भी नही देखे और आदेश दिया कि , तीनों को उनके थैलों समेत दूर स्थान के एक जेल में ३ महीने क़ैद कर दिया जाए .
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अब जेल में उनके पास खाने पीने को कुछ भी नहीं था सिवाए उन थैलों के ,
तो जिस मन्त्री ने अच्छे अच्छे फल जमा किये वो तो मज़े से खाता रहा और 3 महीने गुज़र भी गए ,
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फिर दूसरा मन्त्री जिसने ताज़ा , कच्चे गले सड़े फल जमा किये थे, वह कुछ दिन तो ताज़ा फल खाता रहा फिर उसे ख़राब फल खाने पड़े , जिस से वो बीमार होगया और बहुत तकलीफ उठानी पड़ी .

और तीसरा मन्त्री जिसने थैले में सिर्फ घास और पत्ते जमा किये थे वो कुछ ही दिनों में भूख से मर गया .

**** अब आप अपने आप से पूछिये कि आप क्या जमा कर रहे हो ??
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आप इस समय जीवन के बाग़ में हैं , जहाँ चाहें तो अच्छे कर्म जमा करें ..
चाहें तो बुरे कर्म ,
मगर याद रहे जो आप जमा करेंगे वही आपको आखरी समय काम आयेगा क्योंकि दुनिया क़ा राजा आपको चारों ओर से देख रहा है । 
 

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 A lot of men think they are doing women a favour by asking for her hand in marriage, but lets think about this :

she changes her name,

changes her home,

leaves her family,

moves in with you,

builds a home with you,

gets pregnant for you,

pregnancy changes her body,

she gets fat,

almost gives up in the labour room due to the unbearable pains of child birth,

even the kids she delivers bear your name.

Till the day she dies...
everything she does, (cooking, cleaning your house, taking care of your parents,
bringing up your children, earning, advising you, ensuring you can be relaxed, maintaining all family relations, everything that benefit you.....sometimes at the cost of her own health , hobbies and beauty.

so who is really doing whom a favour?

Dear men appreciate the women in your lives always, coz it is not easy to be a woman.

*Being a woman is priceless *;;
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Happy women's week. pass this to every woman in ur contact to make her feel proud of herself.
Rock the world ladies.👰