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Sardars are back
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
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On romantic date sardar's gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
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Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
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Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
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On romantic date sardar's gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
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Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
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Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins????
The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...
The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...
Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR
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Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe___ EVERY YEAR
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Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked Sardar:
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay ..
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
While its landing he shouted: " Bombay .. Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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Alert : Please complete all bank transactions by 29th September.
As 30th & 1st will be half year closing.... banks are working but may not be able to do all transactions.
2nd is Gandhi Jayanti Holiday
3rd is Dassera Holiday
4th is Saturday half day and backlog of last two days.
5th is Sunday
6th is Bakari Idd holiday... actually it's on 5th but Banks have declared on 6th & may not change.
After that it will take a coupleof days to settle the pending work.
So complete your Bank work by 29th or wait till 7-8 October!!
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