kuch accha bhi padh lo

रेसिपी: 

एक कटोरा लो,
उसमें कुछ अंगूर लो,
अब एक अंगूर मुँह में डालो,
अब आइना देखो,
डिश तैयार।
डिश का नाम:
लंगूर के मुँह में अंगूर।

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एक मच्छर परेशान बैठा था। दूसरे ने पूछा,"क्या हुआ ?" पहला बोला, "यार गजब हो रहा है ; चूहेदानी में चूहा;
साबुनदानी में साबुन;
मगर मच्छरदानी में आदमी सो रहा है।"😇

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Me: Bhaiya, Mangal jaoge?

Pune Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega!

Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja..

Pune Autowala: Arey wahan se return nahi milta bhau...

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A Blind Bengali Babumoshai enters a bar orders a drink and yells: "Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"

In deep husky voice a man next to him says: "Before you tell that joke Sir I think it is fair to inform you, given that you are blind for sure, that you know 5 things about this place...
1. Bartender is Sardar,
2. Bouncer is Sardar,
3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,
4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.
5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler.

Now think about it. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind Bengali dada thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Na Baba Na.....Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!". 😆😆😆😆

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Worlds 8 superb sentences

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Shakespeare :

Never play with the feelings

of others because you may

win the game but the risk is

that you will surely lose

the person for a life time.

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Napoleon.

The world suffers a lot. Not

because of the violence of

bad people, But because of

the silence of good people!

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Einstein :

I am thankful to all those

who said NO to me It's

because of them I did it

myself.

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Abraham Lincoln :

If friendship is your weakest

point then you are the

strongest person in the

world.

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Shakespeare :

Laughing faces do not

mean that there is absence

of sorrow! But it means that

they have the ability to deal

with it.

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William Arthur : 

Opportunities are like

sunrises, if you wait too

long you can miss them.

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Hitler : 

When you are in the light,

Everything follows you, But

when you enter into the

dark, Even your own shadow

doesn't follow you.

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Shakespeare : 

Coin always makes sound

but the currency notes are

always silent. So when your value increases

keep quiet.