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If 'muuaah' is a Kiss..:* Then... . . . . . . . . . . . 'Kalmuuaah' is promise to kiss tomorrow...!!

No Claps plzzz...!!☺

I hate publicity....✋😜.

I m the best.
I can prove it.

I can put Coffee in coffee cup.Can you put world in World Cup?

OK 1 more

I can send my Address on your Mobile.
Can you send your Mobile on my Address?
Nahi..Ok OK

I can eat Cream Biscuits with Cream.
Can you eat Tiger Biscuit with tiger?
Kaha na only I m the Best...

Ab apne naam se sab ko mat 4ward Karna,Kyoki isse sachai nai badal jayegi.🌴🌴🌴👍👍🌲🌳🌳
Dost kaminey hone chaahiye;
Co-operative to Banks bhi hote hai.😝😛😜😋

Becoz of Global Warming........

Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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Toh
Hum kya kare?

Humne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.

Kabhi Shikayat ki kya? 😝😝😝😜
Only 940 girls are left for every 1000 boys
in
India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
..
we can save the tigers later....
.
Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
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choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari..!!
😁
Ghor Kalyug😰

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?
Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila - Majnu , Heer -Ranjha , Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet
But Only
Akbar - Birbal !
Teacher died😂😂😂Bilkul Latest ......
Sidha Hospital se ...........
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चार बातें हमेशा याद रखो-

पहली बात: ​-
​
हर इंसान इतना बुरा नही होता जितना वो पेन कार्ड और आधार कार्ड मैं दिखता है।
और इतना अच्छा भी नही होता जितना वो फेस बुक और वाटस
एप पर दिखता है।

दूसरी बात:-

हर आदमी इतना बुरा नही होता जितना उसकी बीबी उसको समझती है और इतना अच्छा भी नहीं होता जितना उसकी माँ उसको समझती है।

तीसरी बात:-

हर आदमी अपनी लाइफ पार्टनर के बारे मैं सोचता है कि वो मिस यूनिवर्स दिखे और घर मैं काम शांता बाई की तरह करे।
हर औरत अपने लाइफ पार्टनर के बारे मै सोचती है की वो अम्बानी की तरह कमाए और व्यहवहार मनमोहन सिंह की तरह करे।
मंगल कामनाओ सहित समर्पित परन्तु कृपया मुस्कुरायें।

​And Finally,

​किस्मत हो तो मोदी जी जैसी हो।
सवाल पूछने के लिए विपक्ष में नेता नहीं और घर पर बीबी नहीं।
No चिक चिक...
No छिक छिक

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शी जिनपिंग उस वक़्त डर कर उछल गए जब मोदी जी ने पूछा चाय में चीनी कितना डालूं"

☕😝😎

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Sometimes things look so romantic in hindi like:
Mein kho gaya hun tere pyar mein, ab tum b kho jao..

Now try in english:
Im lost in ur love, now u get lost 😛

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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?' 'I'll have the same,' says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the order 'That will be $9.40 please,' and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke'
The ostrich says, 'I'll have the same'
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

'The usual?' asks the waitress.
'No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,' says the man.
'Same,' says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, 'That will be $32.62.'
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.
'Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?

'Well,' says the man, 'several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there.'

'That's brilliant!' says the waitress. Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live. It's brilliant!''

That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact amount of money is always there,' says the man.The waitress asks, 'What's with the ostrich?'

The man sighs, pauses and answers, 'My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say'

MORAL OF THE STORY: Men are brilliant until they think about a woman!!

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The only time you become important to your organisation is
"When you ask for Leave".

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Wife to Husband- Pls meri taraf muh karke so jaoo...muze dar lag raha hai..

Husband : Acchhhaaa..!!! Bas apni hi chinta hai...main bhale hi dar dar ke mar jaun...!!

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चिंग पिंग ने मोदी को भारत के बारे में यह कहा कि..

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मेरी तो आँखे ही भर आई..
खासतौर पर जब उसने कहा की- 汦睯攺 楬敮戭潬正漻

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चीन ने नमो से कहा "हमने रोबर्टवाड्रा को बॉर्डर पर इंचटेप
लेकर घूमते देखा है आप उनको बॉर्डर से दूर रखें,
हम अरुणाचल से
दूर रहेंगे...



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"QUIZ TIME"

Give ONE WORD which has BOTH MEANING:

1. Pencil Brand &
Lord of Dance =

2. Birth Sign in English &
Type of Disease =

3. Name of Soap &
A Musical Instrument =

4. A Car Brand &
Lord Ramas Devotee =

5. Name of Fruit &
Name of Shoe Polish =

6. Mobile Brand &
Fruit Name =

7. Name of Bulb Co. &
Source of Energy =

8. A Shoe Co. &
Underground Train =

9. Watch Brand &
Resident of Country =

10. Mineral Water Co. &
Mountain Range =

11. Name of Bird &
Beer Brand =

12. Name of Fuel /
Clothing Company =

13. Tree /
Toothpaste =

14.Famous Monument /
Tea brand =