Heart Tocuhing HarivanshRai Bacchan poem

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🔪KILLER🔪
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Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya:- Kaha ho tum ??

Husband:- Tumhe
wo Jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan tume ek diamond ka
set pasand aaya tha aur tab mere pass itne paise
nahi the ki main wo tumhe
leke de sakun..
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Wife :- Haan yaad hai...
Husband:- Phir maine
tumse
kaha tha ki ek din main
tumhein wo
zaroor leke dunga valentine day par
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Wife bahut khush hote hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe
achche
se yaad hai..
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Husband:- Main uski baju
wali
shop me baal katwa raha hu
thoda late aunga..😛😛😛😀😀😀😀😀😀
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Difference Between Girl And Boy..
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Girl
before going out for a party,
Gets
Facial,
Bleach,
Waxing,
Hair curling/ straightening,
Threading,
Toning,
Scrubbing,
Moisturising,
done
&
Puts on
Lipstick,
LipGloss,
Lip-liner,
Perfume,
Body toner,
Body lotion,
Eye liner,
Eye shadow,
Eye mascara,
Foundation,
Face powder,
Rings,
Bracelets,
Neck-less,
Nail Print
Party dress,
Sandal
Purse
and
Says-
"Yaar,jaldi me kuch kiya hi nahi, aise
hi
uth kar aa gayi".
Boy
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before going to party calls his friend
&asks :
"Bhai, tu nahaa k aayega kya?"
Friend Reply : chal be tere baap ki
shadi hai kya..?
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 A husband got a Taawiz from BABA to control his wife.

After 1 month...

Husband: "BABA, wife per koi asar nahi huva, par padosan vash me aa gayi"

BABA: "Chalo effect na sahi, SIDE EFFECT TOH HUA!"
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जम्मू कश्मीर में भारी बारिस के चलते केसर की फसल बर्बाद हो गई है, तो आपके घर खीर बनाते वक्त उसमे विमल
डालें, क्योंकि विमल के दानें दानें में है केसर का दम!!😛😛
💥Alia Bhatt goes to a store to buy curtains.

Alia to salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
Salesman shows several patterns and finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
Salesman asks what size curtains she needs.
Alia promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' That sounds very small, what room are they for?
Alia says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
Surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'
Alia : 'Hellllooooooooo .... mine has Windoooooows. 
Mindblowing.......
On the first day of their marriage, wife and husband agreed not to open the door for ANY visitor! That same day, the husband's parents came to see them, and knocked on the door. Husband and the wife looked at each other... the husband wanted to open the door, but since they had an agreement, he did not, so his parents left. After a while, the same day, the wife's parents came visiting. Wife and husband looked at each other, and even though they had an agreement, the wife with tears on her eyes whispered:- "I can't do this to my parents", and she opened the door! Husband did not say anything. Years passed and they had 2 boys. Afterwards, they had a third child which was a girl. The father planned a very big and lavish party for the new born baby girl, and he invited everyone over. Later that night, his wife asked him what was the reason for such a big celebration for this baby, while we did not do so for the brothers! The Husband simply replied:- "because she is the one who will open the door for me!" Daughters are so special... your little girl will hold your hand for only a little while... but will hold your heart for a life time. It's 'DAUGHTER'S WEEK', and if you are a daughter OR have a daughter who makes life worth living, by just being around - and you love her as much as your own breath... if you are proud of your daughter, or being a daughter, send this to other people who have daughters or who are daughters......
Daughters are angels!
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Equations! - This is the best
I have read in a LONG time !!!!

Equation1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy

Donkey = eat + sleep + work

Therefore:
Human = Donkey + enjoy

Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey

In other words,
A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:
Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words
Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,
Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore.
from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude


Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together, earning and spending!
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 Kasam se 1sath sare paap yad aa jate hai jab.
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Ghar wale kahte hai baith tujh se kuch bat krni hai
😜😜😂
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यहाँ सब कुछ बिकता है , दोस्तों रहना जरा संभाल के !!!
बेचने वाले हवा भी बेच देते है , गुब्बारों में डाल के !!!
सच बिकता है , झूट बिकता है, बिकती है हर कहानी !!!
तीन लोक में फेला है , फिर भी बिकता है बोतल में पानी!!!
कभी फूलों की तरह मत जीना,
जिस दिन खिलोगे... टूट कर बिखर्र जाओगे ।
जीना है तो पत्थर की तरह जियो;
जिस दिन तराशे गए... "खुदा" बन जाओगे ।।

--हरिवंशराय बच्चन
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एक आदमी ने अपनी पत्नी को पत्र लिखा ....
बेगम इस महीने की Salary नही मिली ,पैसे के बदले मैं 100 Kiss भेज रहा हूँ !
I LOVE YOU

थोड़े दिन बात पत्नी का पत्र आया ...
आपका पत्र मिला ,Salary के बदले 100 Kiss मिले !

16 Kiss सब्जी वाले को दिये

29 Kiss स्कूल के प्रिंसिपल को दिये
दूध वाला 7 Kiss से राजी नहीं हुआ तो उसे 12 Kiss देने पड़े !

मकान मालिक तो KISS से राजी नही हुआ तो
उसको Kiss के साथ झप्पी देनी पड़ी ...

महीना आराम से गुजर गया
Dont worry
I love u 2...""
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स्वर्ण मंदिर प्रबंधन द्वारा बाढ़ प्रभावित
कश्मीर के लिए विशेष सहायता।
हर पैकेट में देसी घी के चार बड़े परांठे, आलू
की सब्जी और अचार.....पहले दिन 25 हज़ार
और उसके बाद 50 हज़ार पैकेट रोज...... भेजने
का भाड़ा भी 27 रु प्रतिकिलो अपनी जेब
से.....
अगर इसका दस प्रतिशत काम
भी किसी शाहरुख़, सलमान या मुस्लिम
संस्था ने
किया होता....तो पूरी मीडिया उनका गुणगान
करते न थकती।
और ये सेवा भी तब है जब अभी एक महीने पहले
ही सहारनपुर में सिखों और गुरूद्वारे पर
हमला किया था इसी जेहादी कौम ने।😋😋😇😇😇😇

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 स्वर्ण मंदिर प्रबंधन द्वारा बाढ़ प्रभावित
कश्मीर के लिए विशेष सहायता।
हर पैकेट में देसी घी के चार बड़े परांठे, आलू
की सब्जी और अचार.....पहले दिन 25 हज़ार
और उसके बाद 50 हज़ार पैकेट रोज...... भेजने
का भाड़ा भी 27 रु प्रतिकिलो अपनी जेब
से.....
अगर इसका दस प्रतिशत काम
भी किसी शाहरुख़, सलमान या मुस्लिम
संस्था ने
किया होता....तो पूरी मीडिया उनका गुणगान
करते न थकती।
और ये सेवा भी तब है जब अभी एक महीने पहले
ही सहारनपुर में सिखों और गुरूद्वारे पर
हमला किया था इसी जेहादी कौम ने।😋😋😇😇😇😇
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