Jokes u will not like to miss

 प्राचीन काल में जो लोग,
अपनी नींद, भोजन, हंसी, परिवार,
अन्य संसारिक सुखो
ं को त्याग देते थे,
उन्हें संत कहा जाता था...
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आज कल उन्हें....
Private sector में employee कहा जाता है...!!!!
 

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  Girl : I want to breakup with you. You
don't ever call me, you kutte kamina
dont call me ever bye
Boy : Arre main busy tha, new
Lamborghini Aventador liya maine
Girl : awwww! ?? My jaanu So cute !
Kab li ? Kaha hai ? Baby meet me na.
Boy : Laptop pe, NFS me.
Girl : Haraami Saaley
 

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 Two GIRLS Were Playing Chess...😯

(Joke Doesn't End Here)

GIRL 1: Chal Yaar Bas Karte Hai... Pak Gaye Hai...😕

GIRL 2: Haan Yaar... Waise Bhi Tera Sirf Haathi Bacha Hai Aur Mera Sirf Ghoda!😶

(The Joke Doesn't End Here Either)
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Phir Wahan Ek Ladka Aata Hai...

BOY: Chalo Girls... Chess Khelte Hain...😋

Both GIRLS: Nahi... Tum To Hume Aasani Se Hara Doge...

BOY: Chalo Yaar... Tum Dono Aur Mai Akela...

Both GIRLS: Phir Bhi Hum Haar Jayenge...

BOY: Okay... Mai Left Hand Se Khelunga...😈

Both GIRLS: Yupee... Phir Thik Hai...☺😅

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Dono Obviously Haar Jaate Hai Aur Ladka Wahan Se Chala Jaata Hai...

GIRL 1: Badi Sharmnaak Baat Hai Yaar... Left Hand Se Bhi Hara Diya Usne!

GIRL 2 (Thoda Sochne Ke Baad): Abe Bewakoof Bana Gaya Woh Hume...

GIRL 1: Kaise?😟

GIRL 2: Wo Lefty Hi Hoga...!

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 अमिताभ बच्चन ने KBC में मुझसे 13वां प्रश्न पुछा - whattsapp पर सबसे bakwas एडमिन कौन है?

साला 7 करोड़ को ठोकर मार दी पर अपने ग्रुप एडमिन का नाम नहीं लिया। bakwas है तो क्या हुआ bhai है अपना। 😛

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 Congrats as India has successfuly installed Mangalyan in Mars orbit becum 1st nation in Asia 4rth in world n 1st in whole world to do so on first attempt..total expenses 450 crore only 11% of Expenses by America 4000 crore...Work n deliver in resources available at hand... Reminds of our belief Power of COMMITMENT Superceed Power of COMPLAINTS.....!!!
 

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  This is what Modi said on the success of Mars insertion. hope people in India honor this, "when our cricketers win a tournament the entire country celebrates. What the scientists have achieved today is much greater than that. Take 5-10 mins today in schools, colleges & workplaces and celebrate their success. The scientists deserve it more than the cricketers".So pass this message on whatsapp to everyone and show the pride of being an Indian . Show respect to scientists who have created history . India is the first country in the world to succeed on its first attempt. Hope this message gets forwarded to all and everyone in your whatsapp list.