Seemingly jokes for grown ups...

A girl tried to sound cool on facebook after geting her driving licence..
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Status: "Hush...finally got my fucking licence".
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1000000 likes 😝😝😝😝
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She is still wondering why people are so happy for her driving licence. 😋😋

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Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?"

Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..?
Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ??
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Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!)

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Professor:
The Sperm is made up of Glucose, the same material Sugar is made of.

A Girl raised her hand:
"Then why doesn't it
taste like Sugar?"

Suddenly silence in hall.
Girl:Oops. 😮😮😮

Then Professor's reply was also a Medical master piece:
My dear, Thats because, the taste buds are located on the tip of your Tongue and not at the end of your Throat! 