This is Super..
"Murgi aur Kauwa ki shadi fix ho gyi..."
Upset Murga murgi se bola- aakhir mujme kya kami thi... tumhari caste ka tha... us kauwa me aisa kya tha
Murgi boli ''Amma abba ki khwaish thi ki ladka airforce me hona chahiye''
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Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.
Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phir ghar le aaya aur pinjre me rakkha.
Kabutar ko hosh aaya toh bola -
"Aai sala jail ho gai, woh car wala mar gaya kya."
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2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre k bagal me admit the.
1st- Kisne maara, HIT ya slipper?
2nd- Arey kisi ne nahi, ye ladkiyan mujhe dekh ke itna chillati hai k heart attack aa gaya!
Ladkiyo ki 1 smile Ladko ko confuse kar deti h
Sala pure din tak samajh hi nhi ata k
"HANS K DEKH RAHI THI" ya "DEKH KAR HANS RAHI THI."
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"Height of Attitude"
A Sleeping Beggar puts a Notice Board in front of Him..
Plz Do Not Make Noise By
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Dropping Coins...!!
Use Currency notes๐ต
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๐... Santa: My wife died yesterday..Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, . to do?
Banta: Imagine she is Back...
Foot foot kar roya bechara...
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