Jokes jokes jokes so new....

Alia bhatt and varun dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia - what should we do now?
Varun- we'll take 50:50.
Alia- what about the remaining 900?
😢🔫😜

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Alia reading newspaper..

News:
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"

Aalia comments:
Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping 

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Just a thought ..

Agar Suzzane ki tarah, Sania Mirza ne bhi talaaq liya....toh Pakistan ki economy khatre main aa jayegi😜

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All those CA and CS students who made fun of Alia bhatt for 80 CCD, Alia had clarified that she doesn't drink coffee she drinks tea and had asked for deduction under section 80 T.  

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मनीष की girlfriend की शादी का कार्ड आया ...
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उसने बहुत सोचा कि जाऊ या न जाऊ...
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फिर उसके मन में आया - जांउगा...
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प्यार अपनी जगह है ...

और पनीर के पकौडे अपनी जगह 😀😀😀

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Hi Celina Jaitley,

Nice budget by your father.

Regards,
Alia Bhatt.

Celina replies.....

Thanks Alia Bhatt,

Had your grandfather not discovered zero, this budget would not have been possible



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 Finally we know the answer to 'ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano ramesh babu' #400crore Alimony to be paid by Hrithik to Suzzane
 

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