Newly married Husband: I had 10 affairs before marriage!!
Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi...!
Wife Rocks !!! Husband Shocks !!!
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SIR:- Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
STUDENT:- Very Simple sir, Love Starts in
Coffee Shop, Love Ends in Wine shop..
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Shaadi ke fifth anniversary par
husband brought white roses for wife..
Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Anniversary par toh Red Roses dete hai na?
Pati: Ab Zindagi me, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai..
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1 husband-apne marriage certificate ko
1ghante se dekh rah tha
Wife-tum 1ghante se kya dekh rahe ho?
Hubby: expiry date dhoond raha hu. Saalo ne likhi nahi..
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A new trend of shortening names has begun in politics. Narendra Modi is called ''NaMo'' and Rahul Gandhi is called ''RaGa''.
Harish Goyal and Mukesh Tomar have decided to quit politics.
Supriya Sule is very depressed ! ๐๐
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This is too good:
Gabbar: Kitne admi the?
Sambha: Sarkar do.
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati, do kitne hote hai?
Sambha: Do ek ke baad aata hai.
Gabbar: Aur do k pehle?
Sambha: Do k pehle ek aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech me kaun ata hai?
Sambha: Beechme koi nahi aata.
Gabbar: To fir dono ek sath kyun nahi aate?
Sambha: Do ek k baad hi aa sakta hai kyunki do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sunn bhai gabbar, goli maarni hai toh maar de. Tune sirf namak khilaya hai chyavanpraash nahi....!!
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