Jokes u will not want to miss

Sunny Leone's mom: Beti glass ka doodh pee lo...
Sunny: No mama, mujhe nahi peena.
Maa: Beti agar doodh nahi piyogi to badi kaise hogi?
Sunny: maa aapko bhi toh doodh pasand nahi,phir bhi aap badi ho gayi, Main bhi nahi piyungi to badi ho jaungi.
Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nahi karti, Agar meri achi beti ho to doodh pee lo, warna main tum se naraaz ho jaungi.
Sunny: OK mama, aap kehti hain toh main doodh pee leti hoon..gut....gut...gut...
Aur is tarah Sunny ne doodh pee liya..
Sunny Leone ka naam sunte hi message end tak kitne gaur se padh rahe thhe !!!
Bas karo darindo...
Soch Badlo...
Toh Desh Badlega...
Akela Modi kya-kya karega...

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Medical Professor: If girl becomes unconscious, give her lip-lock...to blow air in her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your hands.  

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😎Santa : Paaji, behosh kistraan kariye?