Old joke gold joke

Laloo sent His Bio Data to Apply for a Post in Microsoft USA..
.
.
Few days Later he got this Reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not Meet our Requirements..
Please do not Send any Further Correspondence..
No Phone call Shall be Entertained..

Thanks Bill Gates..

Laloo Prasad Jumped Wid JOY on Receiving this Reply..
He Arranged Press Conference:
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, Aap ko Jaan kar Khushi Hogi ki Hum ko Amereeca Mein Naukri mil Gayi hai..!!"

He Continued..
"Ab Hum aap sab ko Apna Appointment Letter Padhkar Sunaunga..??

Par Letter Angrezi Mein hai Isliye Saath Saath Hindi main Translate bhi Karunga.."

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad (Pyare Laloo Prasad Bhaiya)
You do not Meet (Aap to milte hi Nahi ho..)
our Requirement (Humko Zarurat Hai..)
Please do not Send any Further Correspondence (Ab Letter Vetter Bhejne ka Kaouno Zarurat Naahi..)
No phone call (Phoonwa ka bhi Zarurat nahi hai..)
Shall be Entertained (Bhot Khaatir ki Jayegi..)
Thanks (Aapka Bahut Dhanyavad..)

Bill Gates (Tohra Bilva..)