Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Or maje hee maje

पड़ रहा हुं मैं इश्क की किताब


अगर बन गया वकील तो ,

बेवफओं की खैर नही...

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RED ALERT:
Jawano dhyan de
Agar koi Anjan Ladki aapko koi
"GIFT"
de to Kripya use na le.
Kyonki Usme
"RAKHI"
ho sakti he
Aapki zara si Laparvahi aapko
"bhai"
bana sakti h.
Latest message hai ... BHAI logo ko bhejo jaldi

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Husband.. jab mai tumhe marta hu tab tum apna gussa kispe nikalti ho.... :o
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Wife..toilet saaf karke
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Husband..haste hue : pagal aurat vo kaise?
Wife..toilet aapke toothbrush se saaf karti hu.

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