๐ดWhat is Self Insult ???
An angry boss - Tumne kabhi Gadha ๐ด dekha hai ?
Employee (head down)- No Sir !!!
BOSS-Nichey kya dhek rahe ho look at me ๐
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This is a Killer One .....
Ram aur Raavan Bade Seriously yudh kar rahe the.
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi ko Khada Dekha aur Bola.
Raavan: Chal Yaar Bye.
Ram: Kya Hua Yudh toh poora kar ?
Raavan : Nahi yaar bas Bye, Leja tu sita ko.
Ram: Arre hua kya, Ruk to sahi.
Ravan: Nahi yaar le ja, I am sorry O.K.
Ram : Are Bhai Bata to sahi hua kya???
Ravan: Kuch nahi Bhai baat hi Khatam, koi Tension koi Fikar ki baat nahi, tu leja.
Ram: Nahi pehle bata pleeeeeeez, tuje meri kasam, kya hua???
Ravaan: Bas rehne d yaar, aise thodi hota hai,
itni si baat ke liye tune
Rajnikanth ko bula liya....
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BOSS hangs a Poster in his Office
" I'M THE BOSS, DON'T FORGET AND REMAIN IN YOUR LIMITS "
He returns from lunch and finds a slip on his desk:
"Your Wife called, she was shouting & said she wants the Poster back at HOME...".
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