Old and gold jokes

भोपाल पुलिस हवलदार :(पेन हाथ में लेकर) चालान बनाना पड़ेगा मियाँ...
क्या नाम है तुम्हारा ??
what name...?

फॉरेनर :  Wilhelm Voncorgrinzksy Schwerpavacovitz...
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हवलदार : अभी छोड़ रहा हूँ खां, अगली बार संभल के चलाना । निकल लो  !!!  😂😂😂
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Dedicated To All Drinkers ! ! !

Bhakt :- He Bhagwan , Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chudwaa Sakte Ho ??

Bhagwan :- Kyon Nahi Beta...

Bhakt :- Toh Meri 12 Bottle Scotch Goa Police Ne Japt Ki Hai...Wo Chudwaa Do !!

Bhagwan Shocked 

Sharaabi Rocked 🍷🍷🍷

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 MEN's Depression 

- Business Slow Chal raha hai..

- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..

- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..

- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..

- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...

WOMEN's Depression

- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..

- Tv pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..

- Kitty frnds ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..

- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jaana hai..

- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..

- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..

- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi(TV show) ka kya hoga..

- Raat ko baahar se  kya mangaoon khane ke liye..

- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..

- Kal mandir kya pehenke jaoongi?

Aur last par dhaashoo....

- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nhi aaya hai..