Thursday, July 3, 2014

Jokes so unfunny

A new poem launched...and in Books from 2015....
Jony Jony....Yes papa!!
Job in Company....Yes papa!!
Lot of Tension....Yes papa!!
Too much Work....Yes papa!!
Family life....No papa!!
BP Sugar....High papa!!
Yearly Bonus....Joke papa!!
Annual Pay....Low papa!!
Personal Life....Lost papa!!
Promotion Incentive.... Ha!!Ha!!Ha!!
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†

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Ek Sali apne Jija k sath train me ja rahi thi.

Raat ko wo kafi der tak Jija ko apne Qisse sunati rahi,

K,

Achanak Jija ne puchha:

"Kya Khayal Hai Aaj Raat Hum Dono "Miyan Biwi"

Ki Tarah Guzaaren"

Sali sharmate hue boli:

"Ji..., jaise aap ki marzi"

Jija:

"To chalo phir apni

bak bak band karo aur mujhe sone do"

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Na dosto Na.

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Gande msg or mere number se ?

Impossible... ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜
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New generation !!!!!!!!

1 dost 2sre se:

Kal raat internet nahi chal raha tha aur  mobile service bhi nahi thi, to main apne gharwalon ke pass jaa ke betha …
Kafi achhe log hain yaar wo bhi..!! 
Maza aaya baat kar ke..


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Teacher: tumhara result bahut kharaab aay hai kal mummy ko saath le kar aana warna...   
student : warna kya??
Teacher: Warna result facebook par upload kar ke usme tag kardoongi..                
zamana naya dhamki nayi..


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