Wife vs Girlfriend, girl vs boy

Hilarious.
What is the Difference between Wife & Girlfriend
Great Thought in Modified Version-

Wife is like a TV &
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home u watch TV, but when u go out u take ur MOBILE.

Sometimes u enjoy TV, but most of the time u play with ur MOBILE.

TV is free for life,
but for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.

TV is big, bulky & most of the time old.!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy & very portable.

Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is often high & demanding.

TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't.

Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (u talk & listen) but
with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)

Last but not least..!
TVs don't have viruses, but MOBILEs often do...
Take Care.

Issued in Public Interest.!!!

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Girl-क्या देखते हो?
Boy-सूरत तुम्हारी

Girl-कौन हो तुम?
Boy-हसरत तुम्हारी

Girl-करते हो क्या?
Boy-पूजा तुम्हारी

Girl-फ़क़ीर हो क्या?
Boy-जो सोचो मर्जी तुम्हारी

Girl-क्या चाहते हो?
Boy-मोहब्बत तुम्हारी

Girl-पछताओगे ?
Boy-किस्मत हमारी

Girl-मैरिड हूँ मै !!
Boy-पहले ही बक देती "मनहूस नारी"
एनर्जी वेस्ट कर दी हमारी..

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5 year old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too.......

16 year Old Boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No Money...
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25 year Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Hmm...Kaun hai wo ? Kahan rehti hai ? 
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai..

But the Best is..

35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : Beta pehle hi bola tha uss kamini se shadi mat karna...
😆😇

And the bestest one...

55 yr old man : Mom I love you...

Mom: Beta main kisi bhi paper par sign nahi karungi... 
[9:29AM, 10/14/2014] ‪+91 97 54 450010‬: दो पुरुषों की बातचीत :

पहला - मैं शादी करने जा रहा हूँ क्योंकि
कपड़े धो-धो कर, झाड़ू लगा-लगा कर और
बाहर का खाना खा-खा कर मैं तंग आ गया हूँ !

दूसरा - कमाल है !

बिलकुल इन्ही वजहों से
तंग आकर मैं तलाक लेने जा रहा हूँ !!!

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