Group Admin joke for whats app

 सुनने में आ रहा है  कि हमारे 'ग्रुप संचालनकर्ता' दीपावली पर अपने ग्रुपवालो को ..

नये कपड़े 👖👚,  मिठाई  उपहार देगे ।
तो कसम से मेरी तो खुशी के मारे आंखे भर आई😀  कि
  हमारे Group Admin तो नेक दिल 💖 इन्सान हे  

हमारे ग्रुप के भी  अच्छे दिन आने वाले हे ।👚👖🍨

Group Admin जिंदाबाद 
Group Admin जिंदाबाद 
Group Admin जिंदाबाद 
  

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 Train mai Warning likhi thi......." Bina Ticket Safar karne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar!!!!!!.. "
Sardar- Waah ji Waah..,
Aur humne ticket li to Hum Bewakoof???
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BABA Ramdev Kehte Hai, "Achhi Sehat K Liye Saas Par Control Kare"
Ab Baba Ko Kon Samajhaye Ki,
Logo Se Biwi Control Nhi Hoti To Saas Par kaise  Control Kare.
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Jethalal- aare daya raat ko Mobile charging me mat rakho, Blast ho jayega,
Daya- tapu ke papa Aap tension mat lijiye Maine battery nikal di he.
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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G.
Ans: It's Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.
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Mayawati came 2 lalu's housewith an elephant,
Lalu- bhaiswa ke sath aaye ho?
Mayawati- dikhta nahi elephantwa hai.
Lalu- dhutt pagli hum elephantwa se puch raha hu.
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Shadi me Sardar ne plate pe tissue paper dekh k socha ye bhi khane wali chez hai. Jaise hi wo khane laga, to Sab Sardar Chillaye "Oye Mat Kha, Feeka hai"
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TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department He Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
STUDENT: Fire Brigade.
TEACHER: Wo Q?
STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Lagana Hai, Bujhana Nahi
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Girl:Nice mobile, Where did u buy?
Boy:I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE &ME.
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Teacher: can you defined who is leacturer?
Student: Lecturer is a person Who has a very bad habbit of Speaking when someone sleeping.
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Customer: Waiter Aisi Chai Pilao Jisko Pee Kar Tan Man Jhum Uthe Aur Badan Nachne Lage.
Waiter: Sir Humare Yaha Bhens Ka Dudh Aata Hai, Nagin Ka Nahi...
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Boy to Girl:Tumhari Umar kya hai?
Girl:20 years
Boy: tum ne to 5 saal pehle bhi yahi batayi thi?
Girl: dekha ladkiyan zubaan ki Kitni pakki hoti h.   Enjoyyyyyy........
  

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