Wednesday, October 22, 2014

very adult jokes, readers discretion needed :)

 Men will be Men
Wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working anymore! I can't take it, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!
"Husband opened the fridge,the beer was cold. He starts to drink one and says  "What the hell was she talking about???
Fridge is working fine!!
 
 
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: तेरी ख़ामोशी और उदासी को हम
समझ ना सके ऐ एडमीन...
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वो तो शाम को भाभी ने बताया कि
आज तेरी बेलन से कुटाई हुई है...!!
   
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This one is mind blowing...
2 Indian soldiers capture a pakistani,
gave him a dice🎲 & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We'll kill u.
Pakistani askd:
Aur agar 6 aya to?
Indian Fauji:
Kabhi 'LUDO' nahi khela kya? Phir se chance milega.
   
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