New Karwachaut special Jokes....

🌜🌙Karwachouth Special 🌙🌛

Santa's Wife said during Karwachouth : Chota mota hi sahi, par gold ka kuch la do.......
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Santa:
"Ye le Choti gold flake" 🚬
😝😝😛😆😆😂😂😭😭
  

 

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 ⛔ CAUTION : ⛔
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the number under one name : "WIFE" ......

👉 Never save it as "wife 1" and "wife 2"...

- from a Hospitalised Husband...😶
   

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 Joke in Punjabi Police: Jis scooty ne tainu takkar mari usda rang aur number ki c ??

Sardar: Mainu yaad nahi per jo chala rahi c ohdi shirt de 2 button khule c,
Laal color di bra paayi c,
shayad 36 size de c, Gale da locket left brxxxst nu touch kar reya c, Right wale te til c... Peechon panty dikhdi payi c..flowers wali pink rang Di c, back Bilkul doodh vargi safed c, Baaki saala mera dhyan tan driving te c, mainu ki patta ki udi scooty da rang ki si!!
   

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 What is the english movie name for Karvachauth?

'Fast and Furious'... One day Fast, 364 days Furious 
   

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 सवाल ये है कि 'So Sweet' को 'Cho Chweet' बोलने वाली लड़कियां सूट की दुकान पे 'Suit' कैसे बोलती होंगी?
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