Monday, June 9, 2014

Prayer for dinner...please never like this...

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Never force children to Pray At dinner, ...

A little boy was ordered to lead in prayer...:

BOY: But i dont know how to pray.

DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc

BOY: "Dear Lord.."
he started

Thank u for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
Bless them so they won't come again.

Forgive our neighbour's
son, who always remove
my sister's clothes and wrestle with her on her
bed.

This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all
those poor naked ladies on my daddy's Blackberry!

...and also provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work!

°°°AMEN°°°°

………Dinner was cancelled!  

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