Husbands joke

A Drunk man is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night.

The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."

Officer: Really....???
Sounds interesting,
Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"

Man replies "My Wife"

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HEATED Gold is called
Ornament

BEATED Copper is called
Wire

COMPRESSED Carbon is called
Diamond

&

HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED
Person is called

HUSBAND...!
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बहुमूल्य सुझाव:
कभी बहुत दुखी हों तो अपनी शादी का वीडियो उल्टा चला के देखें।  मज़ा आ जायेगा।  आपकी पत्नी  आपके गले से हार उतारेगी , कार में बैठेगी ,
और
मायके लौट जाएगी। 
और हम डान्स करते करते अपने घर लौट आएंगे  …।
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