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Dimag  Lagao.
Gyan  Badhao.

Ek  LADKI  ne  Apna  Naam  English  me  Bataya.

<Cream Cream Mix Fruit>

Uska Naam Hindi me Kya hoga ?

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Newly married husband saved wife's number on mobile as
" MY LIFE "
Aftr 1yr: " MY WIFE "
5yrs: " HOME "
10Yrs: " wrong number "
25Yrs: " Indian Mujahidin "
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Rishtedar-bahu kya karti hai apki.

Sassu Maa- bahut hi mehanti hai, Subha-Sham lagi rahti hai, Candy Crush me 268 level par hai aur whatsapp me 12 groups ki admin hai.

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जज: तुमने 10 साल से अपनी पत्नी को दबा के, डरा के, धमका के अपने बस में रखा है।

मुज़रिम: जज साहब ऐसा है कि....

जज: सफाई नहीं, तरीका बताओ तरीका!!!
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 MEN's Depression 

- Business Slow Chal raha hai..

- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..

- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..

- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..

- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...

WOMEN's Depression

- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..

- Tv pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..

- Kitty frnds ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..

- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jaana hai..

- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..

- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..

- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi(TV show) ka kya hoga..

- Raat ko baahar se  kya mangaoon khane ke liye..

- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..

- Kal mandir kya pehenke jaoongi?

Aur last par dhaashoo....

- Profile Pic. change kiye 15 minute ho gaye hain.....abhi tak ek bhi like ya comment kyun nhi aaya hai..