Marwadi joke

1 Aurat apne Bacche Ko Goddi Mein Liye Roye ja Rahi Thi..

1 marwari Buzurg Ne Usko Rok-Kar Rone Ki Wajah Puchhi...

Aurat Ne Kaha Ki Mera Baccha Beemar Hai Aur Dawa Ke Liye Paise Nahi Hain...

Marwari Ne 1000 Ka Note Diya Aur Kaha :-
Jao Jaakar Dawa Lo Aur Doodh Aur Fruits Bhi Le Lena,
Baaki Paise Mujhe Waapis Aakar Dena Main Yahin Khada Hoon..

Thodi Derr Baad Aurat aayi aur Marwari Ko 800 Rs. Waapas Dekar Kaha :
Doctor Ne Rs.100 Liye
Rs.80 Ke Fruits Liye Aur Rs.20 Ka Doodh Liya..

Marwari Khush Hua
Aur Sochne Laga ki,
"Nekki Kabhi Bekaar Nahi Jaati..

Doctor  Ko Fees Mil Gayi...
Bacche Ko Dawa, Fruits aur Doodh Mil Gaye
Aur...
Mera Naqli Note Bhi Chal Gaya