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Mama: Oxford english to direct Ujjain dictionary.

अंग्रेजी शब्दों के उज्जैनी  शब्द इस प्रकार हैं ......

Excuse me - अब्बे

Let him go - जान्दे

Argue - मगजमारी

Supreme - सनन

Fast - लपक

Smooth - रवा

Next &fast - अगली चक्कर

Ladies - लेडीसों

Brother - भीयाओ

Yes - हओ

Realy - नी यार

Vroom Vroom - झूं झा
ं
Medicine - दवा दारु

Cunning - शाना

Set-ing - दाव

Sizzling - भन्नाट

Understand - सम्पट

Mind - भेजा

Resolved - सलटाना

Unmatched - अंड संड

Tummy - ढेबरी

Fiancee - पट्ठा

Correct - सइ साट.

N last

Yo bro - भाई को
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Jai Indore
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Mama:  MEN's Depression 

- Business Slow Chal raha hai..

- Payment Time pe nahin aa rahi hai..

- Telephone/Light ka bill bharna hai..

- Gharwali ko Anniversary pe Gold leke dena hai..

- Family ki baaki demands bhi poori karni hai...

WOMEN's Depression

- Tailor se dress mangwana hai..

- Tv pe jo Loreal ki nayi Lipstick dikhayi hai, Aaj sham Market mein Uski enquiry karni hai..

- Kitty frnds ko apni nayi Fossil watch dikhani hai..

- Mall mein 50% Off Sale lagi hui hai, shopping ko jaana hai..

- Nanad se phone pe baat karni hai..

- Tupperware wali ko aaj ghar pe bulana hai..

- Aaj na jaane Pankhudi(TV show) ka kya hoga..

- Raat ko baahar se  kya mangaoon khane ke liye..

- Ye mobile ki battery bhi jaldi jaldi down ho jaati hai, main kisi se zyada baat bhi nahin karti..

- Kal mandir kya pehenke jaoongi?

Aur last par dhaashoo....

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