Kuxh naye poorane chatpate joke

D0UBLE MEANING ki limit:
Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period to khatam hone
do
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Awarded Double Meaning Joke:
lady to rikshwalla "...under tak
jaayega?"
rikshawalla "bilkul jaayega
madam, aapke liye toh khada
kiya hai."
lady "thik hai toh..ghumake
phicche se le lo...."😀
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Dudhwala 🍼Continuously
Ringing Door Bell.
Lady from Inside:
Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge,
Ab bas bhi karo.
Tumse accha To Paperwala📰
hai;
Chupchap Neeche se Daal Deta
hai.😛.....
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Most confusing double meaning
joke..
:
Girl: aaj office jate hi boss mujpe
chad gaya!
Friend : Q???
Girl: Main "late gayi" thi..
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1st frnd to 2 Friend'
"Lay mithai kha!"
2nd Friend: Kis baat ki?
1st frnd:
Teri Bhabhi call centre me job
karti hai,
aur usko Best "CALL GIRL" ka
Award mila hay!
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DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA
SHAKE
& PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice
Piye.
Counter Pe Payment K Time
WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di:
BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA
Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat
lena.
-🍌🍏🍏
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Simran to Doctor :
Maine galti se meri Bhabhi ki
iPill kha li,
kya kru?
Dr: Bindaas ghoomo
Dosto ko khush karo,
72 ghanto k liye
Prepaid ho gayi ho .....
Jaa simran Jaa..😛.....
Jee le apni zindagi...

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Girl: how many apples  can you eat on an  empty stomach ?

Sardar :  I can eat 6 apples 

Girl: Wrong. you can eat only 1 apple on empty stomach bcoz when you eat the 2nd apple tht's not an empty stomach !

Sardar: Wow superb joke I'l tell my friend ...

Sardar to friend: how many apples you can eat on an empty stomach ?

Friend: I can eat 10
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Sardar: Pagal ... 6 bolta to mast joke sunata !!😆

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Pappu ne "Live Radio Station" call ki : Hello.. ji ye Radio station hai ?

RJ: ji Haan

Pappu: Meri awaaz pura shehar sun raha hai ?

R.J: Haan

Pappu: Yani ghar mein jo meri behan Radio sunn rahi hai.. wo Bhi sun rahi hogi..?

R.J (Ghusse me) : Haaan bai haan

Pappu: Hello reshma Agar meri aawaz sun rahi hai.. toh jaldi se Motor chala de...!

Main uper chhat par.. Toilet mein huu aur Paani khatam ho gaya hai aur tera phone switch off aa rha hai...!!