Shaadi shuda ke naye jokes...

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Shaadi-shuda Aurto ka seminar chal raha tha.

Unse puchha gaya, aapne apne Husband
ko 'I Love You' last kab bola hai?
Kisi ne kaha aaj, kisi ne kaha 2 din pehle aur kisi ne kaha 10 din pehle.
Fir unse kaha gaya k sab patniya apne pati ko Mobile se 'I Love You' message karo abhi, Jiska sabse accha reply aayega usay Surprise Gift
Milega…

Sab wives ne 'I Love You' msg kar diya aur
kuchh der baad Husbands k Reply kuchh iss tarah aaye…

1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to theek hai na?
2) Ghar kharcha khatam ho gaya hai kya ???
3) Kahin tum Maiyke to nahin chali gayi ???
4) Aaj ghar pe khana nahin bana hai kya ???
5) Kya Matlab ???
6) Tum Sapne mein ho ya main sapna dekh raha hoon?
7) Kity party mein kisi ki Jewellery pasand aa gayi hai kya???
8) Office mein itna tension hai aur tujhe Romance sujh raha hai ???
9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha kar..!!
10) Aaj fir gaadi thok-ke aayi kya????

Finally jisko surprise gift
Mila uska khatarnak reply ye tha....
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11) Kaun ???
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Hasso... Mat jaldi frwd karo...😆

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मंगलसूत्र खींचने वाले को
३ साल की कैद‌,

मंगलसूत्र पहनाने वाले को
उम्रकैद.
घोर अन्याय...!!!

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Really Good One. Pls read.....

These are few questions asked in HR interview... The answers are really stunning and inspiring........ Thinking out of the box...! A must READ......

Question 1:

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

* An old friend who once saved your life.

* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

He simply answered:

"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."

Question 2:

What will you do if I run away with your sister?

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"

Question 3:

Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) What if one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.

Question 4:

Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U alphabet) Reply was "TEA" ( T alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"

Question5;

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.

Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"

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Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!

Share with your friend and give them a special moment of thinking...!!

Very beautiful lines

Try to Understand People before Trusting them......B'coz we are living in such a world, Where Artificial Lemon flavor is used for "Welcome Drink" and

real lemon is used in "Finger Bowl"

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