Best Answer from a wife

Best answer ever :

Wife asks- "why is it that in all marriages the bride sits on the left side and the groom on the right ?"
Husband's reply - "Have u ever seen a Profit & Loss Statement ? It follows the same logic - all income is posted on the right and expenses are on the left ! ".....
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Surveyor: Aapke kitne bache hain...?

Lady: Bas chaar bache hai....

Surveyor: Naam kya hai unke...?

Lady: Likho...
Incredible hunk,
Cutelicious sweet aash,
Unhaltable Dashing dude
& Princess angel maasum pari..

Surveyor: Facebook ke naam nahi, aadhar card ke boliye...

Lady: Oh acha likhiye...
Chand miya,
Ruqsana bee,
Jahangir pasha &
Sultana begum.

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WORLD's BEST MESSAGE for FRIENDs-

I love you
but i am not your lover.
i hug you
but i am not ur life patner.
I care for you
but i am not from your family.
I am ready to share your pain but i am not in your blood relation.

They are... Friends !
A True friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally
Loves you more than a lover.

Send to all your special frends who mean a lot to you.
. Thanx for being my friend.
Life is Really Nothing
without love & care .
Give it to everyone ,
But don't expect it Back ,
Becoz
it's a Feel Not a Deal...!
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Always try to spend few seconds
with ur friends even if you r busy.
Because one day you can get free time
but not your friends back
So be in touch!!

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