Monday, November 17, 2014

Last Joke Padhlo aaj k liye...

Hiii...n Happy childrens day......😀
Superb Poem...!!

Ek bachpan ka
zamana tha,
jisme khushiyon ka
khazana tha;
chahat chand ko
paane ki thi,
par dil titli ka
deewana tha.
Khabar na thi
kuch subah ki,
na shaam ka
thikana tha;
thak haarke aana school se, par khelne bhi jaana tha.
Maa ki kahani thi,
pariyon ka fasana tha;
barish mein kagaz ki naav thi, har mausam suhana tha.
Har khel mein saathi the,
har rishta nibhana tha;
gum ki zuban na hoti thi,
na zakhmon ka paimana tha.
Rone ki wajah na thi,
na hansne ka bahana tha; kyon ho gaye hum itne bade, isse achha to
woh bachpan ka zamana tha.........😀
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ग्रुप एडमिन से निवेदन हैं कि रात में किसी सदस्य को ग्रुप से नही निकाले।
बेचारा इतनी सर्दी और इतनी रात में कहा जायगा।
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DEFINITION of "bachpan"::: ------------------Once choosing the colour of a sketch pen was a tough task.
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Occupying the window seat in the school bus was called obsession.🚎🚎🚎🚎🚎
Getting a toffee as a birthday treat from a friend made our day.
🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍬🍫🍭🍭
Being the first one to finish copying from the blackboard was the ultimate moment of pride.
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Hiding the answers
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from a bench partner during exams was not called selfishness.
When homework 📕📗📘📙📓📔📕📗
was the only torture & finished it soon,
so could get some extra time to play.🎮🏉🎳
Early to bed
🌌🌌,
early to rise
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was life's mantra, but how we loved sleeping late and having some extra TV time!
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Owning a cycle was owning BMW
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To look good was only to wear our fav dress frocks for girls n half pants for boys.
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We didn't need FB or a phone to keep in touch!
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We thought all elders are ideal, when Daddy was the only hero

and Mom was the only Best friend."👪
So what they say is right.
"Everybody dies twice. Once when their childhood ends."
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Hope u all like it :)
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Bhagvad Gita ke 114 shloks se apna birth year minus karne se aapki asal umar (age) aajaye gi
Example:
BhagvadGita Shlok ...............................114
Birth year - 88
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Current age 26
Ajeeb Haqiqat
Please try everyone....its fantastic....
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Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...
Ordered 2 drinks
and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them...
Waitress: Sorry Sir !!! But you can't eat your OWN food here... Its against the rules ...
The lawyers quietly looked at each other and
EXCHANGED their sandwiches & continued their meals !!!
( You can trust lawyers to find loopholes in any rules)...👏👏👏👏🎓
😜😝👆👆

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