Some Adult jokes...

👌NARAD SAYS TO ALL WIVES :

if ur husband sends u romantic msgs then be very happy, but think who is sending those msgs to ur husband ?
my job is over ........😉😜

🔔🔔narayan narayan🔔🔔

😝😝������😝😝😝😝😝
👦Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho? 🍺🍷🍹🍸

👧Awesome reply by girl : To kya 2-4 peg ke liye gender change karwau 😳😳😳

Wife-Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..

Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he.😜😜😜
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Succesful marriage is based on 'GIVE & TAKE'.

Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.

Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Husband Takes it. Enjoy Successful marriage Life.👍🎎
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Teacher ne Gadhe ke samne 1 Daaru ki aur 1 Pani ki Balti rakhi,

Gadha Pani pi gaya.

Teacher: Tumne iss se kya Sikha?

Student: Jo Daaru nahi pita Woh Gadha hota hai.
Cheers🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
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Gandhiji ne kaha :-
Izzat karni ho to wife Ki karo...
khayal rakhna ho toh wife ka rakho,
Pyaar karna ho toh wife se karo...

Magar wife kis ki?
Ye bapu ne bataya hi nahin!!!
Naughty Bapu❕❕❕✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

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Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" 😮

Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? " 🚶
Wife: "Nasha 🍸har gum bhula deta hai
"Bhaisaab"..!!

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‬: A woman in hot air balloon realized she is lost. She reduced altitude & shouted to a man below: Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend to meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.

Man below replied: You are in hot air balloon 30 feet above the ground. You are at 41 degree North latitude & 59 degree West longitude.

Lady: You must be an engineer.

Man: How do you know?

Lady: Everything you told me is technically correct but useless & the fact is I'm still lost.

Engineer: You must be in Top Management.
Lady: Ya. How do you know?

Engineer: You don't know where you are or where you're going. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, & you expect people beneath you to solve your problems..!!😀