एक बार एक पजामा पहने हुए इंडियन से एक अंग्रेज ने पूछा: "आप का यह देशी पैंट (पजामा) कितने दिन चल जाता है?
इंडियन ने जवाब दिया: "कुछ ख़ास नहीं, मैं इसे एक साल पहनता हूं। उसके बाद श्रीमति जी इसको काटकर राजू के साइज़ का बना देती है। फिर राजू इसे एक साल पहनता है।
उसके बाद श्रीमति जी इसको काट-छांट कर तकियों के कवर बना लेती हैं। फिर एक साल बाद उन कवर का झाड़ू पोछे में इस्तेमाल करते हैं।"
अंग्रेज बोला: "फिर फेंक देते होंगे ?"
इंडियन ने फिर कहा: "नहीं-नहीं इसके बाद 6 महीने तक मै इस से अपने जूते साफ़ करता हूं और अगले 6 महीने तक बाइक का साइलेंसर चमकाता हूं।
बाद में उसे हाथ से बनाई जाने वाली गेंद में काम लेते हैं और अंत में कोयले की सिगडी (चूल्हा) सुलगाने के काम में लेते हैं और सिगड़ी (चूल्हे) की राख बर्तन मांजने के काम में लेते हैं।"
इतना सुनने के बाद अंग्रेज बेहोश होकर गिर गया और उसे होश आने पर एहसास हुआ कि आखिर अंग्रेज भारत छोड़कर जाने पर क्यों मजबूर हुए ।
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अध्यापक ने परीक्षा में चार पृष्ठों का निबन्ध लिखने को दिया - विषय था- "आलस्य क्या हैं ?
एक विद्यार्थी ने तीन पृष्ठों को खाली छोड़ दिया और चौथे पर बड़े - बड़े अक्षरों में लिखा - "यही आलस्य हैं
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सेठ ( खाने की थाली देखकर ) - इतनी महंगाई में रोटी पर इतना घी ?
नौकर - मालिक , माफ करें , शायद गलती से मेरी रोटी आपके पास आ गई |
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husband aur wife mein baatcheet bandh thi..,
इंडियन ने जवाब दिया: "कुछ ख़ास नहीं, मैं इसे एक साल पहनता हूं। उसके बाद श्रीमति जी इसको काटकर राजू के साइज़ का बना देती है। फिर राजू इसे एक साल पहनता है।
उसके बाद श्रीमति जी इसको काट-छांट कर तकियों के कवर बना लेती हैं। फिर एक साल बाद उन कवर का झाड़ू पोछे में इस्तेमाल करते हैं।"
अंग्रेज बोला: "फिर फेंक देते होंगे ?"
इंडियन ने फिर कहा: "नहीं-नहीं इसके बाद 6 महीने तक मै इस से अपने जूते साफ़ करता हूं और अगले 6 महीने तक बाइक का साइलेंसर चमकाता हूं।
बाद में उसे हाथ से बनाई जाने वाली गेंद में काम लेते हैं और अंत में कोयले की सिगडी (चूल्हा) सुलगाने के काम में लेते हैं और सिगड़ी (चूल्हे) की राख बर्तन मांजने के काम में लेते हैं।"
इतना सुनने के बाद अंग्रेज बेहोश होकर गिर गया और उसे होश आने पर एहसास हुआ कि आखिर अंग्रेज भारत छोड़कर जाने पर क्यों मजबूर हुए ।
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अध्यापक ने परीक्षा में चार पृष्ठों का निबन्ध लिखने को दिया - विषय था- "आलस्य क्या हैं ?
एक विद्यार्थी ने तीन पृष्ठों को खाली छोड़ दिया और चौथे पर बड़े - बड़े अक्षरों में लिखा - "यही आलस्य हैं
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सेठ ( खाने की थाली देखकर ) - इतनी महंगाई में रोटी पर इतना घी ?
नौकर - मालिक , माफ करें , शायद गलती से मेरी रोटी आपके पास आ गई |
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husband aur wife mein baatcheet bandh thi..,
subah husband ko jaldi jaana tha..
usne raat ko paper par likha,
"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!"
aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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.
.
Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
"mujhe subah 5 baje utha dena.. urgent kaam hai..!!!"
aur paper wife ke takiye ke paas rakh diya...
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.
.
Subah 8 baje jab utha to dekha uske upar bahut saare paper pade the aur sab par likha tha,
"uth jao 5 baj gaye",
"pls. uth jao,
warna late ho jaaoge"
"pls. uth jao,
warna late ho jaaoge"
Moral- wife se panga loge to yahi haal hoga..
?😛😆😀 Bhartiya Naari Sab par bhaari.
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A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
?😛😆😀 Bhartiya Naari Sab par bhaari.
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A very very TRIPLE meaning Example of HAR EK FRIEND KAMINA HOTA HAI
Ladka dost se: Yaar maine apni Girl Friend ko uski birthday par apni behan ki nayi diamond ring chori karke gift de di.
Dost (Thappad maar kar): Kaminey, maine itni mehngi kharidi thi.
Ladka: kutte marta kyun hai.. Tere ghar hi to wapis gayi hai
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'' कसम से सिर्फ दो सेकंड मे खुद के द्वारा किये हुए सारे पाप एक साथ याद आ जाते हैं.............
जब .......... घर पहुँचते ही बीबी कहती हैं
'' बैठो, मुझे तुमसे कुछ बात करना हैं !''
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llll Story of Newton's Law :
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A Cow Was Walking, Newton
Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO
MOVE UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
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He Gave A FORCE By Kicking the
Cow, It Gave A Sound 'MA' .
He Formulated the 2nd Law
"Force, F = MA"
.
After Sometimes the Cow Gave A
Kick To Newton Then He
Formulated the 3rd Law "EVERY
ACTION HAS AN EQUAL &
OPPOSITE REACTION"
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ALEXANDER DE GREAT'S SHOCKING DECISION
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'' कसम से सिर्फ दो सेकंड मे खुद के द्वारा किये हुए सारे पाप एक साथ याद आ जाते हैं.............
जब .......... घर पहुँचते ही बीबी कहती हैं
'' बैठो, मुझे तुमसे कुछ बात करना हैं !''
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llll Story of Newton's Law :
.
.
.
.
A Cow Was Walking, Newton
Stopped It.
It Stopped
He Found His 1st Law
"AN OBJECT CONTINUES TO
MOVE UNLESS IT'S STOPPED"
.
He Gave A FORCE By Kicking the
Cow, It Gave A Sound 'MA' .
He Formulated the 2nd Law
"Force, F = MA"
.
After Sometimes the Cow Gave A
Kick To Newton Then He
Formulated the 3rd Law "EVERY
ACTION HAS AN EQUAL &
OPPOSITE REACTION"
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ALEXANDER DE GREAT'S SHOCKING DECISION
On his death bed, Alexander the Great summoned his generals and told them his three ultimate wishes:
1. The best doctors should carry his coffin;
2. The wealth he has accumulated (money, gold, precious stones etc.) should be scattered along the procession to the cemetery; and
3. His hands should be let loose, hanging outside the coffin for all to see!
One of his generals, who was surprised by these unusual requests, asked Alexander to explain.
Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:
Here is what Alexander the Great had to say:
1. I want the best doctors to carry my coffin to demonstrate that, in the face of death, even the best doctors in the world have no power to heal.
2. I want the road to be covered with my treasure so that everybody sees that material wealth acquired on earth, stays on earth.
3. I want my hands to swing in the wind, so that people will understand that we come to this world empty handed and we leave this world empty handed after the most precious treasure of all is exhausted, and that is TIME.
4. We do not take to our grave any material wealth, although our good deeds can be our
travelers' cheques. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.
travelers' cheques. TIME is our most precious treasure because it is LIMITED. We can produce more wealth, but we cannot produce more time.
5. When we give someone our time, we actually give a portion of our life that we will never take back. OUR TIME IS OUR LIFE!
6. So my dear, the best present that you can give to your family and friends, is your TIME.
May God grant you plenty of TIME in the months ahead and may you have the wisdom to give it away so that you can LIVE, LOVE and DIE in peace.
I believe that every person who takes a bit of his time to read this and share it shall be blessed abundantly.
A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!
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The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business...
Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.
Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction,
as it was an action because of their Prayer...
The Church Denied all Responsibility!
So, the judge commented,
"It's Difficult to Decide the Case
because
Here We have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer
&
An Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it !"
☝️☝️☝️☝️
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Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
☝️☝️☝️☝️
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Normally A Man speaks 25000 words Daily & Woman speaks 30000.
But d Problem starts When Husband comes Home after finishing his 25000 words Wife starts her 30000 😇
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Law of equality 💠
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Law of equality 💠
The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll call u in 5 min!📞
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Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
"I Agree"......!!
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Listening to wife is like reading the terms & conditions of website.
You understand Nothing, still you click
"I Agree"......!!
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Papa : why is your mummy sitting silently today.
Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.
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Son : nothing papa. She asked for lipstick and i heard fevistick.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) god bless you son.
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I argued... She argued...
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried
I shouted... She shouted and then she cried
Result: she won by duckworth lewis method
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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Chess is the only game in the world,
which reflects the status of the husband.
the poor king can take only one step at a time ...
While the mighty queen can do whatever she likes.
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This one will surely bring a smile.
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
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All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies don't Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife ..surely does...
One Smart Guy Invented
"WhatsApp"
His Wife Added a feature in it called
'Last Seen At'
Thank god she didnt add
'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!!
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A guy wrote on his facebook status... "wife chahiye "
'last seen with'
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Punch Of D Day ....
Once A Man Asked God: "Why All Girls Are So Cute & Sweet, And All Wifes Are Always Angry
God Answered: Girls Are Made By Me ... And you make them Wife...!!!
Your Problem.. !!!
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A guy wrote on his facebook status... "wife chahiye "
2 girls liked it and 140 men commented "meri le jaa"
Guy wrote back "kameenon maang nahin raha... poochh raha hoon"
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Never make a women cry...There is nothing more expensive than a female tear💧 When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'Loreal' eyeliner (Rs.650)& 'Dior' mascara (Rs.2500)...Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with 'D&G' blusher (Rs.2500)... & finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Maybelline' lipstick (Rs.350)... This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000 💴💵💷💶💳💸 Pls don't make them cry guys... It wld b difficult to afford it .....!😈 Issued in public interest !
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: Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" 😮
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Never make a women cry...There is nothing more expensive than a female tear💧 When a single drop comes out, it first mixes with 'Loreal' eyeliner (Rs.650)& 'Dior' mascara (Rs.2500)...Then when it rolls down the cheek, it mixes with 'D&G' blusher (Rs.2500)... & finally when it touches the lips, it gets mixed with 'Maybelline' lipstick (Rs.350)... This means that a single drop is ruining Rs.6000 💴💵💷💶💳💸 Pls don't make them cry guys... It wld b difficult to afford it .....!😈 Issued in public interest !
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: Wife drinking BEER asked "Tum kaun ho?" 😮
Husband- "Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi? "
Wife: "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"..!!
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Dhassu Breakup..
.
One day frustrated sardar threw 6 cricket balls on his gf..
.
GF: "wat the hell was that?"
.
SARDAR: "its over"....!
Wife: "Nasha har gum bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"..!!
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Dhassu Breakup..
.
One day frustrated sardar threw 6 cricket balls on his gf..
.
GF: "wat the hell was that?"
.
SARDAR: "its over"....!
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If women ruled the world then the budget would be -
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If women ruled the world then the budget would be -
1) all year sales on fresh stocks
2) national holidays on kitty days
3) no import duty on diamonds
4) designer bags available on ration card
5) 2 maids free on every child
6) 1 gift mandatory from hubby per day
7) Waking women before 11.50 am would be a punishble law
8) calls to moms would be free gift from telephone authority of india
9) All scientists would be diverted to develop medicine to reduce all body fat in a minute
10) Cosmetic companies would sell
products on no loss no profit basis with regular supply of free samples
products on no loss no profit basis with regular supply of free samples
11) Around the world trip mandatory on every woman's birthday😀
W O M A N is the most harmless, self-controlled, well-mannered,undisturbed, non-violent human being ......... Till her Nail Polish gets DRY!!! ;)
Please pass on to all lovely ladies. 😀😀
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Women won't play football not because they are not good at it;
But because it's against their ego to be dressed up exactly like 10 other women in front of 10,000 people!
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अगर आप पत्नी और
कामवाली बाई के बीच के
वार्तालाप पर गौर करें
तो काफी सारे "वन-लाइनर्स"
ऐसे होते हैं मानो एक
प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से बात कर रही हो....
.
सुनो.....कल टाइम से आ
जाना हाँ.....
.
कल दो बार आ जाना ना...... .
देखो मैं इंतज़ार करूंगी.....धोखा
मत दे देना ऐन टाइम पे....
.
मैं कब से तुम्हारा इंतज़ार कर
रही थी....आज बहुत देर कर दी.... . .
कल थोड़ा जल्दी आना ना.....
.
.
और सबसे क्लासिक......
. ""देखो जब
भी छोड़ना हो तो पहले से
बता देना,एकदम से मत
छोड़ना ताकि मैं दूसरा इंतजाम
कर सकूं....""
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Wife- suno na
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Women won't play football not because they are not good at it;
But because it's against their ego to be dressed up exactly like 10 other women in front of 10,000 people!
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अगर आप पत्नी और
कामवाली बाई के बीच के
वार्तालाप पर गौर करें
तो काफी सारे "वन-लाइनर्स"
ऐसे होते हैं मानो एक
प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से बात कर रही हो....
.
सुनो.....कल टाइम से आ
जाना हाँ.....
.
कल दो बार आ जाना ना...... .
देखो मैं इंतज़ार करूंगी.....धोखा
मत दे देना ऐन टाइम पे....
.
मैं कब से तुम्हारा इंतज़ार कर
रही थी....आज बहुत देर कर दी.... . .
कल थोड़ा जल्दी आना ना.....
.
.
और सबसे क्लासिक......
. ""देखो जब
भी छोड़ना हो तो पहले से
बता देना,एकदम से मत
छोड़ना ताकि मैं दूसरा इंतजाम
कर सकूं....""
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Wife- suno na
Husband- Listen, i am very tensed,
office me bahut problems chal rahe hai, kal loan bharne ka bhi last day hai....
isi liye Baat karne ka bhi mood nahi hai,
sir bhi dard se phata ja raha hai,
Subah se maine kuch bhi nahi khaya hai..
Wife- hmmm !!! Acha abhi wo sab chhodo, ye dekho, Meri new chappal ...
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😎Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?
😁daadi:- mujhse baat kar le.
office me bahut problems chal rahe hai, kal loan bharne ka bhi last day hai....
isi liye Baat karne ka bhi mood nahi hai,
sir bhi dard se phata ja raha hai,
Subah se maine kuch bhi nahi khaya hai..
Wife- hmmm !!! Acha abhi wo sab chhodo, ye dekho, Meri new chappal ...
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😎Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?
😁daadi:- mujhse baat kar le.
😒 pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?
😒 Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi..
😒 Aap,mom,dad,Didi,main aur meri billi..
daadi:- nahi beta aapke liye kal doggy b aa rha h toh 7 ho jayenge.
🎺🎷🎉🎈🎁pintu:- par doggy toh billi ko kha jayega toh fir 6 ho jayenge
😊daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 7 ho jayenge.
🎺🎷🎉🎈🎁pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 6 ho jayenge.
🎺🎷🎉🎈🎁pintu:- par doggy toh billi ko kha jayega toh fir 6 ho jayenge
😊daadi:- nahi beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 7 ho jayenge.
🎺🎷🎉🎈🎁pintu:- fir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh fir 6 ho jayenge.
😢daadi:- beta fir aapka beta ho jayega toh 7 ho jayenge.
💏pintu:- tab tak aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 6 ho jayenge.
👻daadi:-.....ja beta TV dekh 😖😖😖😖
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Ganpati Special******
Shiv ji-Sunti hoooo....Mera Trishool kaha gya?
Mata Parvati - Aapke Suputra lekr gye h...
Shiv ji- Par kyo???
Mata Parvati- Kisi ne Prasaad me Maggie Rakhi thi...... 😊😜
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Husband's Message (by cellphone):
💏pintu:- tab tak aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 6 ho jayenge.
👻daadi:-.....ja beta TV dekh 😖😖😖😖
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Ganpati Special******
Shiv ji-Sunti hoooo....Mera Trishool kaha gya?
Mata Parvati - Aapke Suputra lekr gye h...
Shiv ji- Par kyo???
Mata Parvati- Kisi ne Prasaad me Maggie Rakhi thi...... 😊😜
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Husband's Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office. Tina brought me to the Hospital. They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head though very strong, will not have any serious or lasting injury. But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife's Response:
Who is Tina?
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😂
Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge..:-)
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😂
Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste-Haste Gir Jaoge..:-)
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Sita ji k vanvaas🌱 jane mein bahut badi seekh 💥💫hai.
Ghar me 3-3 saas😈😤 ho to jungle hi theek hai .
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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
GaL : 😩 Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : 😫Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?
WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...😀
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Classic insult..
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..
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Classic insult..
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Girl:"meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 ladka
marta hai..
Boy:"to tum koi accha sa toothpaste
istimaal kyo nahi karti..??..
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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....
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This is a killer......
New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ?
Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....
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This is a killer......
New Born Baby Slowly Opens It's Tiny Eyes and Asks Nurse : Why No Lights ?
NURSE : Power Cut !
BABY : Ohhh tari...
Phir se India mein paida ho gaya 😆
Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam Tha
Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.
kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas.
Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.
Sab Setting Hai...
😀
The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!
Phir se India mein paida ho gaya 😆
Railway TC: Baba kaha jaoge?
Sadhu : Jaha Ram ka janam hua tha.
TC: Ticket he ?
Sadhu : Nahi he
TC: To chalo..
Sadhu : Kahan?
TC: Jaha Krishna ka janam Tha
Bhagwan Aur Doctor Ko Kabhi Naraaz Mat Karna.
kyu ki Bhagwan Naraaz To Aap Doctor Ke Paas.
Aur Doctor Naraaz To Aap Bhagwan Ke Paas.
Sab Setting Hai...
😀
The 4 dangerous weapons in the world:
1. Wife's Smile
2. Wife's Tears
3. Wife's Looks
And the 4th most dangerous is Wife's Missed Call!
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1 bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se: Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho...?
Papa: Nai beta
Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!!
Papa: Nai beta
Boy: fir itni khofnaak cHeeZ laye kahan se...!!
😆😆😆😆
Santa ke Ghar NAVJOT SINGH SIDDHU ki Tasvir Lagi huvi Thi...
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha...Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai....
Banta: Ye Kyon Laga Rakhi He..?
Santa: LAUGHING BUDDHA Lene Gaya Tha...Dukandar ne Kaha Ye LATEST Hai....
😛😅
Son : papa kal school main ek small get together hai..chaloge???
Father : small get together kya hota hai??
Son : only you me and principal...
Father : small get together kya hota hai??
Son : only you me and principal...
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