Thursday, September 11, 2014

Desi use karo or jokes lapeto

I am Naredra Modi
๐Ÿ”ต PLEASE SHARE it with everyone and with all your groups ..
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Indian 90 days if not purchased any foreign stuff ..
India could become the world's second richest country ..
India in just 90 days
Rs 2 will be equal to $ 1 ..
plz share it to all
Plz frwd this msg to all groups and say 
Is desh me rahena he to jag jao
In 1970 1$ = Rs. 4
Today 1$ = Rs. 68
Estimated 1$ by end of the year = Rs. 72
Dollar is not getting stronger, rupee is getting weaker!
&
nobody else is responsible for d fall, except us!
How can we change it!
1. A Cold Drink produced for 70-80 paisa sold at Rs. 9-10!
Stop drinking them,
Drink Lemon juice, Lassi, Fruit juice, butter milk etc. instead of coke, pepsi.
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2. Use Soaps such as Cinthol, Santoor,Medimix, Neem, Godrej brands
instead of :-
Lux,lifebuoy, rexona, liril, dove, pears, hamam,camay, palmolive!
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3. Toothpaste-
Use Neem, babool, vicco, dabur
Instead of :-
Colgate,close up,pepsodent, cibaca
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4. Toothbrush :-
Use prudent, ajanta,promise, instead of :-
colgate, close up, oral-b, pepsodent,forhans.
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5. Shaving cream:-
Use godrej, emami,
Instead of :-
Palmolive,old spice, gillete.
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6. Blade-
Use supermax, topaz, laser, ashoka
Instead of :-
Seven-o-clock, 365, gillete
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7. Talcum powder:-
Use santoor, gokul,cinthol, boroplus
Instead of :-
ponds, old spice, johnson,shower
to shower.
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8. Milk powder:-
Use indiana, amul,amulya
Instead of :-
anikspray,milkana, everyday milk, milkmaid.
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9. Shampoo :-
Use Nirma, Velvette
Instead of :-
halo, all clear, sunsilk, head and shoulders, pantene.
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10. Mobile connections-
Use bsnl, airtel,reliance,idea,docomo
Insteaf of :-
Vodafone
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11. Food :-
Eat at jay bhavani, TGB, local restaurants
Instead of :-
mac-d, subway, pizza hut, kfc.
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12. Mobiles :-
Use micromax, karbonn, lava,croma
Instead of :-
samsung,apple, htc, sony.
13. Bikes :-
Use hero, bajaj
Instead of :-
Honda, yamaha.
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14. Footwear:-
Use paragon, chavda,lakhani
Instead of :-
Nike, reebok, adidas,converse.
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15. Jeans and shirts:-
Use spykar, k-lounge
Instead of :-
Lee, levi's,U.s. Polo, pepe, benetton.
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16. Watch :-
Use titan, sonata ,fasttrack
Instead of :-
tommy, Citizen, zodiac, tissot.
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Dont use products from hindustan lever,
Only name is hindustan it has been taken by foreign company
We blame politicians
Now go and check the things you use and ask yourself how much do you contribute to the decreased value of RUPEE
You use these foreign made products...
&
Government have to pay in dollars for d same...thus value of rupee Decreases...
Aren't u responsible for fall of rupee..
In case Samsung S4 at Rs 41000. Same features Micromax Can4 comes at Rs 17000.means u waste Rs 24000..and these 24000 go to south Korea in dollars..
None of the indian products are subordinate in quality, they might look a bit less fancy!!
Why is china so ahead, because the whole world uses made in china items.
We indians could atleast use made in india items!
Change comes from within! spread the change by broadcasting this msg to everyone on your contact list!
lets see by the end of this year does 1$ become Rs. 70 or it becomes Rs. 50..
JAAAAGO.
Some of these we follow....but we can make our possible to make a change.
Before deleting, HELP your frnds by passing it..!
Let it reach d 121 crores Indians.
It might help sum1. Fwd to as many as u can.
WhatsApp to free hai,, soo..frwrd it plz..
Hai

  Forward this sms in 20 mobile. Get Rs.97.54. Its true.
Watch in today HINDUSTAN TIMES newspaper. Page 7.
Check your balance after 10min
 


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 WORK PRESSURE... ❄
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Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys..
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Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished..
I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand..
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Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the weekly status call?"๐Ÿ“ž
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I don't login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home.๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back"
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Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it's in the recycle bin !๐Ÿ“› _______________________________
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn't notice.
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And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen…
So avoid working so hard !
Have a great work-life balance..
Lastly......
Height Of Work Pressure:
An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office. ๐Ÿ˜•


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  เคธเคญी เคฎोเคฌाเค‡เคฒ เคฌเคจाเคจे เคตाเคฒी
เค•ंเคชเคจीเค“ं เคตाเคฒों เคธे เคจिเคตेเคฆเคจ
เคนै เค•ि เคตเคน เคฎोเคฌाเค‡เคฒ เคซोเคจ
เคฌเฅœा เค•เคฐเคตाเคคे เคœा เคฐเคนे เคนो
เคคो เค‰เคธเคฎे เคเคธी เคต्เคฏเคตเคธ्เคฅा
เค”เคฐ เค•เคฐा เคฆें เค•ि เคชीเค›े เค•े
เคขเค•्เค•เคจ เค•े เค…ंเคฆเคฐ เคฆो เคชเคฐांเค े,
เค†เคฒू เค•ी เคธुเค–ी เคธเคฌ्เคœी เค”เคฐ
เค…เคšाเคฐ เค† เคœाเคฏे।
๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
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 เคฎुเคถ्เค•िเคฒें เค•ेเคตเคฒ เคฌเคนเคคเคฐीเคจ เคฒोเค—ों
เค•े เคนिเคธ्เคธे เคฎें เคนी เค†เคคी เคนैं .!!!!
เค•्เคฏूंเค•ि เคตो เคฒोเค— เคนी เค‰เคธे เคฌेเคนเคคเคฐीเคจ
เคคเคฐीเค•े เคธे เค…ंเคœाเคฎ เคฆेเคจे เค•ी เคคाเค•เคค
เคฐเค–เคคे เคนैं !!
เคฐเค– เคนौंเคธเคฒा เคตो เคฎंเคœ़เคฐ เคญी เค†เคฏेเค—ा;
เคช्เคฏाเคธे เค•े เคชाเคธ เคšเคฒเค•เคฐ เคธเคฎंเคฆเคฐ เคญी
เค†เคฏेเค—ा; !!
เคฅเค• เค•เคฐ เคจा เคฌैเค  เค…เค เคฎंเคœिเคฒ เค•े
เคฎुเคธाเคซ़िเคฐ;เคฎंเคœिเคฒ เคญी เคฎिเคฒेเค—ी เค”เคฐ
เคœीเคจे เค•ा เคฎเคœा เคญी เค†เคฏेเค—ा !!!
 


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  **Sense of Responsibility...
A man goes to library n asks for a book on Suicide..........
Librarian looks at him n says: "Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"
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 Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai
.
Tyohar to aate hi rehte he...pagli..๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€


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 ๐Ÿ”ต เคกॉเค•्เคŸเคฐ (เคฎเคฐीเคœ เคธे): เคคुเคฎ เคเค• เคฆिเคจ เคฎें เค•िเคคเคจी เคฌीเคก़ी เคชीเคคे เคนो?
เคฎเคฐीเคœ: เคœी, เคเค• เคฆिเคจ เคฎें เค•เคฐीเคฌ เคฌीเคธ เคฌीเคก़ी!
เคกॉเค•्เคŸเคฐ: เคฏเคฆि เคฎुเคเคธे เค‡เคฒाเคœ เค•เคฐाเคจा เคนै, เคคो เค‡เคคเคจी เคธाเคฐी เคฌीเคก़ी เคชीเคจे เคธे เคชเคฐเคนेเคœ เคฐเค–เคจा เคนोเค—ा, เค†เคœ เคธे เคนी เคเค• เคจिเคฏเคฎ เคฌเคจा เคฒो เค•ि เคธिเคฐ्เคซ เคญोเคœเคจ เค•े เคชเคถ्เคšाเคค เคนी เคเค• เคฌीเคก़ी เคชिเคฏोเค—े, เคฎเคฐीเคœ เคจे เคกॉเค•्เคŸเคฐ เค•ी เคฌाเคค เคธुเคจเค•เคฐ เค‡เคฒाเคœ เค•เคฐाเคจा เคถुเคฐु เค•เคฐ เคฆिเคฏा, เค•ुเค› เคฎเคนीเคจे เค•े เคฌाเคฆ เคฎเคฐीเคœ เค•ा เคธ्เคตाเคธ्เคฅ्เคฏ เคเค•เคฆเคฎ เคธुเคงเคฐ เค—เคฏा!
เคกॉเค•्เคŸเคฐ: เคฆेเค–ा, เคฎेเคฐे เคฌเคคाเค เคชเคฐเคนेเคœ เคธे เคคुเคฎ्เคนें เค•िเคคเคจा เคธ्เคตाเคธ्เคฅ्เคฏ เคฒाเคญ เคนुเค†!
เคฎเคฐीเคœ: เคฒेเค•िเคจ เคกॉเค•्เคŸเคฐ เคธाเคนเคฌ, เคเค• เคฆिเคจ เคฎें เคฌीเคธ เคฌाเคฐ เคญोเคœเคจ เค•เคฐเคจा เคญी เค•ोเคˆ เคธเคฐเคฒ เค•ाเคฐ्เคฏ เคจเคนीं เคนै!๐Ÿ”ต๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†


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 "Life is vehicle which is driven with the help of wheels called 'family' but the journey is impossible without the fuel called 'friends'..."
๐ŸŒž Good Morning. ...... .
 


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  Beti ko Chand jaisi mat banao ki har koi ghur ghur k dekhe...
Per
Beti ko Suraj jaisi banao taki ghur ne se pahele sab ki nazar juk jaye...
Happy daughter's week.
Daughter is not equal to tension
But
In today's world
Daughter is equal to
Ten son' s...

"Jo 'Mummy' or 'Papa' ko Swarg le jaata hai, wo "Beta" Hota hai
par,
Jo Swarg ko Ghar Le a।aye,
wo "Beti" Hoti hai".....!
Forward to all lovely daughters...๐Ÿ‘ญ๐Ÿ‘ญ
A FATHER Asked His DAUGHTER:
Who Would U Love More, Me Or Ur Husband..??
The BEST Reply Given By the DAUGHTER:
I Don't Know Really,
But When I See U,
I Forget Him,
But When I See Him,
I Remember U..
U Can Always Call Ur DAUGHTER As Beta,
But U Can Never Call Ur Son As Beti..
That's Why DAUGHTERS are SPECIAL..
BETI ki mohabbat ko
kabhi Aazmana nahi,
woh phool hai usse
kabhi Rulana nahi,
BAAP ka toh Maan
hoti hai BETI,
Zinda
Hone ki Pehchan Hoti
hai BETI,
Uski Ankhe
kabhi Num na Hone
dena,
Uski zindagi se
khushiya kabhi kam
na Hone dena,
Ungli pakad ke kal jis ko
Chalaya tha tumne,
Phir Usko hee Doli mai
Beethana hai tumhe,
Bahut Chota sa Safar
Hota hai BETI ka saath
Bahot kum Waqt ke
Liye hoti hai woh
hamare Pass..!!
Happy
Daughters
Week
Send it 2 ur sis, frnd, daughter, wife and mother..

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