Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Sardar jokes

 🙎mahila train se utri, 🚂🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋🚋






usne Sardar se puchha: yeh koun sa station hai?







Sardar hasaa, 😀







zor se hasaa,😆
zor zor se hasaa,
haste haste lot pot ho gaya,







aur badi mushkil se sambhalte huye bola
Pagli, 






Ye Railway station hai...
😛😀😛 😀
 
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जिस तरह सारा वन केवल एक ही पुष्प एवं सुगंध भरे  वृक्ष से महक जाता है उसी तरह एक गुणवान एडमिन  पुरे ग्रुप का नाम बढाता है..हमें भी अपने एडमिन पर गर्व है.  To Lovely Group .. रिश्ते बनते रहें.....      इतना ही बहुत है सब हँसते रहें......      इतना ही बहुत है......  हर कोई हर वक़्त       साथ नहीं रह सकता.....  याद एक दुसरे को         करते रहें.....        इतना ही बहुत है......💖💖💞💞💕💕💞💞💖💖
  
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🐆
अचानक बहुत से पति अपनी पत्नी को
शेर दिखाने जू ले के जा रहे हैं
भगवान् जानता है उनके दिमाग में क्या चल रहा है
  
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A small comment on the incident at delhi zoo..
Technology has diminished the common sense of people..
What I have read in the newspaper and saw on the videos also there was full 5 minutes when the person fell in and the time tiger attacked.
Few points to ponder
1. People were busy taking pics n videos.. The basic common sense would have been to take him out.. How???
Easily few persons would have taken off their clothes tied them and would have taken him out.. No one thought becz the basic common sense has been highjacked by technology..
2. Media is talking about the tranquilizer shot was not available for the tiger.. Did any one think or reported about the availability of a rope, to take out the person if some trips off..
3. The guy fell because he was leaning too much to get a clearer pic of the tiger..
Analysis n lesson
We as a society have become slaves of the technology.. Using our gadgets is reducing the basic common sense..
Our problem solving capacity is getting reduced..
Advise all the parents in the group not to make our next generations slave of technology..
U will be killing their problem solving attitude
Just forwarding. No personal endorsement
  
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 केजी का बच्चा: मैडम! मैं टॉइलट जाऊं?
टीचर: नहीं, पहले A टु Z सुनाओ तब भेजूंगी।
बच्चा: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z
टीचर: P, O, T, Y कहां है?
बच्चा: मेरी चड्डी में... :-|😝😂😂
  

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