Friday, December 12, 2014

PAPA BETA

The big difference between money and time:
You always know how much money you have..
But
You don't know how much time you have.
Celebrate each moment.
Good Morning
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"पापा एक छोटा सा get together रखा है स्कूल में"
"छोटा सा से क्या मतलब"
"आप, मैं और प्रिंसिपल" 😝😂😂😂😂
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A must read : 😂😂. A Mafia Godfather finds out that his book keeper; Tom, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His book keeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Tom would hear nothing so he would never have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Tom about his missing $10 million, he takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Tom, Where's the money?
Tom signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Tom's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Tom, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Tom trembles and signs, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger!"
Now say,
Don't you just love LAWYERS ?😷😵👌
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