Friday, December 12, 2014

HAATHI AND CHITI K JOKES

एक हाथी ने रोमांटिक मूड में एक
चींटी को छेङ
दिया...
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. चींटी गुस्से में
हाथी की बीवी के
पास
गई और बोली....
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. .
अपने आवारा शौहर को संभाळ लो
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वर्ना
. .
मर्द हमारे भी छिछोरे हैं और बाहर
तुम भी निकलती हो
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Sunil Gavaskar recently went touring Australia was invited for an Australian movie named "Gavaskar"..
He was over-joyed, humbly accepted the invitation and went for it. The movie began, but it was no where related to Sunil Gavaskar or cricket!
Out of fury, he questioned the director - "Are you out of mind? Why did you name this movie Gavaskar, and no mention of me in the whole movie??".
The director replied - "So Mr. Gavaskar, now you know,how we Australians would have felt when you Indians made a movie named BORDER and there was no mention of Alan Border and cricket in it???" Gavaskar fainted..🙀😛
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