Wednesday, December 17, 2014

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 Dear Customer,
Your Ac XXXXXXXX05567 is credited with INR15,00,00,000.00 on 12 Dec. Info.RTGS-141210633491-BLACKMONEY DISTRIBUTION.
Your Net Available Balance is INR15,00,000.00
Aap logo ko 👆ye sms aaya k nahi.
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 जान मांगो तो जान भी हाजिर है मेरे दोस्त के लिये .....लेकिन....
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यूरिया खाद कि एक भी बोरी उधार मांगी तो मे नहि मेरी बंदूक बोलेगी ।
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 (Height of Smiley usage) 😃
Boyfriend & girlfriend on watsapp :
Boy : Hie dear..
Girl : 🙋
Boy : how r u .??
Girl : 😊
Boy : missing me..?
Girl : 😜
Boy : yaar, meri tabiyat kharab hai
Girl : 😱
Boy : Or bata, Aaj ka din kaisa guzra...??
Girl : 👌
Boy : busy hai kya tu...??
Girl : ✔
Boy : kyu ?? kya kr rhi h ??
Girl : 💅
Boy : Koi paas me hai tere..??
Girl : ❌
Boy : To fir kuch likh bhi de, apne Baap ki shaklein kyu send kar rahi hai ??
Girl:- 😢😡
Boy : Acha listen, i heard u failed in English ??
Girl : Who TELLED you ??  It is UNpossible.. I sawED d resalt yestatdey... I Passed AWAY
Boy : 🙆🔫   .behen.. tu smiley hi use kar..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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