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 Friends,
There is a nice initiative by Safola on the occasion of world heart day and it's also a part of safola's CSR(corporate social responsibility). For a week Safola has partnered with SRL diagnostics to provide free lipid profile check panel worth ₹800 absolutely free of cost.
Here are the following steps to avail the benefit of free lipid profile check.
1. Register yourself on 08880388803.
You just need to give a call.. Automatically your call will be disconnected and you will be registered.
2. You will be getting 2 coupons via text messages.
3. Later you will be getting a automated call from IVF/call center.. You just need to enter your pin code.
4. As per the pin code entered you will be getting the address of nearby collection center address so that you can visit the center and get the test done.
It's a PAN India initiative. Get your parents as well as yourself checked and eliminate the risk of cardiovascular disease burden.
Stay healthy Stay fit.

 

 

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 A heart touching message by a 'WOMAN'

Some one asked her.......
Are you a Working Woman or a House-Wife.?

She replied : Yes I am a Full Time Working House-Wife.
I work 24 Hours a Day.....
I'm a "Mum",
I'm a Wife,
I'm a Daughter,
I'm a Daughter-in-law.....
I'm an Alarm Clock,
I'm a Cook,
I'm a Maid,
I'm a Teacher,
I'm a Waiter,
I'm a Nanny,
I'm a Nurse,
I'm a Handyman,
I'm a Security Officer,
I'm a Counsellor,
I'm a Comforter,
I don't get Holidays,
I don't get Sick Leave,
I don't get Day Off......
I work through Day and Night..... I'm on call ......
all hours and get paid with a Sentence.....
"What do You do all day"

Dedicated to all WOMEN...
Woman has the most unique character like Salt
Her presence is never remembered but Her absence makes all the things Tasteless !!🐾
Pass it to all the Lovely Ladies..

PLEASE DON'T FORGET
TO SHARE...
  

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 √.तीन चीजों में मन लगाने से उन्नति होती है - ईश्वर, परिश्रम और विद्या।
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•√.तीन चीजों को कभी छोटी ना समझे - बीमारी, कर्जा, शत्रु।
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•√.तीनों चीजों को हमेशा वश में रखो - मन, काम और लोभ।
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•√.तीन चीज़ें निकलने पर वापिस नहीं आती - तीर कमान से, बात जुबान से और प्राण शरीर से।
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•√.तीन चीज़ें कमज़ोर बना देती है - बदचलनी, क्रोध और लालच।
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•√.तीन चीज़े असल उद्धेश्य से रोकता हैं - बदचलनी, क्रोध और लालच।
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•√.तीन चीज़ें कोई चुरा नहीं सकता - अकल, चरित्र, हुनर।
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•√.तीन व्यक्ति वक़्त पर पहचाने जाते हैं - स्त्री, भाई, दोस्त।
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•√.तीनों व्यक्ति का सम्मान करो - माता, पिता और गुरु।
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•√.तीनों व्यक्ति पर सदा दया करो - बालक, भूखे और पागल।
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•√.तीन चीज़े कभी नहीं भूलनी चाहिए - कर्ज़, मर्ज़ और फर्ज़।
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•√.तीन बातें कभी मत भूलें - उपकार, उपदेश और उदारता।

•√.तीन चीज़े याद रखना ज़रुरी हैं - सच्चाई, कर्तव्य और मृत्यु।
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•√.तीन बातें चरित्र को गिरा देती हैं - चोरी, निंदा और झूठ।
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•√.तीन चीज़ें हमेशा दिल में रखनी चाहिए - नम्रता, दया और माफ़ी।
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•√.तीन चीज़ों पर कब्ज़ा करो - ज़बान, आदत और गुस्सा।
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•√.तीन चीज़ों से दूर भागो - आलस्य, खुशामद और बकवास।
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•√.तीन चीज़ों के लिए मर मिटो - धेर्य, देश और मित्र।
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•√.तीन चीज़ें इंसान की अपनी होती हैं - रूप, भाग्य और स्वभाव।
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•√.तीन चीजों पर अभिमान मत करो – ताकत,सुन्दरता, यौवन।
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•√.तीन चीज़ें अगर चली गयी तो कभी वापस नहीं आती - समय, शब्द और अवसर।
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•√.तीन चीज़ें इन्सान कभी नहीं खो सकता - शान्ति, आशा और ईमानदा�
  

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 😎Ladki ko  ladka dekhne aya
Thodi der chup bethne k bad bola: English handle kar leti ho?
Ladki (sharmate hue): namkeen sath ho to desi bhi handle kar leti hu.
  

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 SOME IRONIES THAT EXIST IN  INDIA 🙈🙉🙊

1) Indian Parents want there children to stand out in a crowd, but expect them to do what the crowd is doing

2) Politicians Divide us, Terrorists Unite us

3) Its ok to Piss in public, but it's not ok to kiss in public

4) Every1's in hurry, but no one reaches in time

5) Priyanka Chopra earned more money playing Mary Kom, than Mary Kom earned in her entire career.

6) Its dangerous to talk to strangers, but it's perfectly ok to marry one

7) Most people who fight over Gita and Quran, have probably never read any of them

8) We rather spend more on our daughter's wedding than on their education

9)The shoes we  wear are sold in air Conditioned showrooms, the vegetables we eat are sold on the footpath..
  

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‬: I dnt say ‪#‎Modi‬ is the best pm, but its the first time i watched PM's speech 0n 15th august

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time i know my country is safe

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time 20k indians gathered in for a politicians speech on a foreign land

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time every NRI is proud

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time 80 countries are listening to indian pm

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time when pakistan is totaly screwd up and china is scared

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time USA knows it not the soul power

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time Obama realised, he is not the most famous politician

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time INDIA seems a superpower

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time The World Knows WHY WE ARE THE WORLDS LARGEST DEMOCRACY

I dnt say Modi is the best pm, but its the first time i know I AM A PROUD INDIAN😊😊
  

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